Recent Comments

1. 8 minutes ago on Brevity

   May as well get it over with while you return your other King novel – yes, it’s time for cash and Carrie !

2. 15 minutes ago on Off the Mark

   And then there’s the scariest one: The Swamp Thong!

3. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

   With this king, I see a lot of eye-poking coming soon…

4. 1 day ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   How can you tell Eightball’s on helium? His dialogue’s already in uppercase!

5. 2 days ago on Speed Bump

   Infidel! We speak ‘dog’ in this country!!!

6. 2 days ago on In Security

   Tis’ the unwritten rule of InSecurity: The men cannot all be happy at the same time.

7. 2 days ago on Brevity

   Bad sex is still better than nun.

8. 2 days ago on Off the Mark

   Go find your Dad’s penthouse collection, kid.

9. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

   Extra-resistance average, of course.

10. 5 days ago on Skin Horse

    Dude’s gotta save something for the wedding night, Meow Mix.