May as well get it over with while you return your other King novel – yes, it’s time for cash and Carrie !
And then there’s the scariest one: The Swamp Thong!
With this king, I see a lot of eye-poking coming soon…
How can you tell Eightball’s on helium? His dialogue’s already in uppercase!
Infidel! We speak ‘dog’ in this country!!!
Tis’ the unwritten rule of InSecurity: The men cannot all be happy at the same time.
Bad sex is still better than nun.
Go find your Dad’s penthouse collection, kid.
Extra-resistance average, of course.
Dude’s gotta save something for the wedding night, Meow Mix.