All the bad puns in this thread make me miss my dad.
Is it really “milk” if it doesn’t come from a mammary gland? Sounds like Marketing got involved.
Still better than what the cat does to it.
I usually cure my earworms by listening to the whole song. Then I add some brain bleach from Van Halen, Yes, or The Who.
Looks like he’d be taller.
Good question! Dog. (But, if I had a daughter, it would still apply.)
Mixed 1:1 with cornmeal, cement is an effective mouse/rat poison. Don’t let your pets get the mix, but if they find a carcass, it won’t harm them.
Still no success, but I’ve been trying to teach Sophie to burp on command.
At least she hid unused Huggies.