Not to mention the insects, arachnids, perhaps molluscs and amphibians – all the little lives chewed up and spit out in the vain quest for a ‘beautiful’ lawn.
And hope no one calls it a Black and Tan.
“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
For those who may not recognize the name:
Noise aside, she’d also be getting chip grease and sugary gunk from her fingers all over the books.
The old trope – “beatings will continue until morale improves”.
Shoulda brought the carbonite.
Forgive but never forget.