Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 24, 2021

I’m not worried. Brewster installed the Lunch button, so whatever it does, if anything, won’t be fatal. Odds are, Cliff installed the rest of the buttons, so they won’t do anything at all.

Brewster needs to learn Murphy’s Law — before he qualifies for a Darwin award.

Or you could just sit there and do nothing instead of pressing any buttons.

Reminds me of the Diet Coke button Trump had in the Oval Office.

To go totally over the top add the History Eraser button from Ren and Stimpy; push the button and the big bang never happened so so our universe is completely erased

Fortunately, all the buttons are connected to the flashing sign that says ‘Brewster is pushing Buttons Again!’

Oooh. What does this button do.

No Dee Dee no. Do not press that button!

When I was in the service there was a missile test where you had to manually push a button for ONE MINUTE! It seemed like an hour!! I don’t remember what the button did but after release lunch was served:-) Okay, just kidding there.

If you have two buttons and you’re not sure which one is right, that’s okay, push either one, see what happens, and you’ll find out. And if it wasn’t the right button, you’’ll know that the right button is the one that is left.

I’m guessing that Tim Rickard has watched “The Far Out Space Nuts” in which a pair of maintenance workers accidentally launch a Saturn V because one of them pushed the LAUNCH button when he should have pressed the LUNCH button. They spend the rest of their days traveling the cosmos in a NASA lunar module.

Can we have the “Megamaid” self-destruct scene from “Spaceballs,” please?

“You know, your an intelligent moron”

Who designed this thing?!

OY.

Pam seems to be the one getting her buttons pushed.

I think he is pushing her buttons.

Where’s the Earth-shattering kaboom? There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

Riggs: “So now I’ll just cut the red wire…”

Murtaugh: “Wooo…woooo…!”

Riggs: “WHAT??”

Murtaugh: “You said ‘blue’. A minute ago, you said ‘blue’…”

Riggs: “Oh, I meant ‘red’.”

And later…

Riggs: “I should have cut the red wire.”

Murtaugh: “You did cut the red wire.”

I may have to figure out how to get one or the other of these to send to our usability engineer …

Pam just take over please!!!

Irritable, just disconnect all the buttons…

(ಠ_ಠ)

Follows time tested design ideas: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/565483296960183498/

Please, Brewster, please, don’t press B-17.

Tomorrow – how to self-destruct your lunch.

Reminds me of 30 Rock when G.E. made a Photo Scanner and Personal Shredder. The switch between the two functions was labeled “PS/PS”.

I am sure Pam is going to have a good night’s sleep after this conversation with Brewster.

My other right’s what’s left. Right? (Everyone reading this raise your left hand snicker gotcha)

And, that’s why they named it the R. U. Sirius, your honor.

Idiot-proof: to protect a system or device from human stupidity (syn. Brewster-proof). Can we make sure we Brewster-proof the launching system?

“In hindsight, I question the wisdom of even including a self destruct button!”