Classic Get Smart: Enemy agent rushes at Max, who steps out of the way at the last moment. Enemy agent crashes through a window and plunges to the street below. Agent 99 (hand over mouth in classic “oh no” pose): “Oh, Max… how horrible!” Max: “Not really, 99. I noticed before that this window was cracked already!”.
Perhaps opposing counsel will be Dewey, Cheatem & Howe! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey,Cheatem_%26Howe
Just like back in January… https://www.gocomics.com/theothercoast/2018/01/07
They must have a credit card… kind of like the Coyote ordering all that stuff from the Acme company?
I don’t know… sleeping on this thing could be dicey!
If a man is talking alone in the woods, and his wife doesn’t hear him … is he still wrong?
My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy and I’m wearing milk bone underwear!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvP1IwoJJXU
Marlon: “When Jim heard the deadly rattles of the diamondback, he knew he was in danger. You can keep your family safe from danger with a term life insurance policy from…” (nice segue, Marlon!)
Jim (in distance) “Aaaiiieeee!” Marlon: “We’ll check back in with Jim later in the show. Now, this word from…”