…or a warning to a younger sibling (Good Luck, Charlie)! By then, things were more high-tech. Teddy used a video diary!
…or an extra on the next “A-Team” remake!
A guy goes into a toy store to buy a doll for his daughter. They have Beach Party Barbie for $19.95, Prom Date Barbie for $19.95, Aerobics Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $595.00. The guy asks the clerk, “Why so much for Divorced Barbie”. “Well”, the clerk says, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, and Ken’s furniture!”
Little does James know that someday, all his stuff will get thrown out, right after he gets married; the whole house will be girly!
I hope Fido never crosses paths with Guard Duck. Things could escalate!
aka thousand island dressing?
Sorry about the 4 year old reply… just wanted at least one person to see this. It’s spot-on, right? (Star Trek TOS): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsogfjxlDpo
If he was a coyote, he could order some stuff from Acme, then… oh, wait, that never works!
Reminds me of Sweetums, the muppet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm_AZf5HDX0
She: “Honey, let’s not exchange gifts this year…” (translation: “If you don’t get me something really meaningful, you will pay… oh, will you pay!”