B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 17, 2021

The so-called "The Shut Up General)

So now his wheel is insured?

Hey!

Did you also get Shaq’s autograph, while you were “saving some time??”

While, you ask for one.

Taking his GENERAL to his PRIVATE quarters to tackle some MAJOR tasks.

General? Should have been more specific.

For a great low rate you can get online…

Peter deserves a Patton the back for that.

I don’t like anachronisms in general.

Well, it says so right in the “window”.

Did he have to buy it? Or is it considered insubordination to refuse a General?

Patton, or Bradley?

He needs to start an insurance company.

In the ’70s, ’went into an old general store and asked about apple pickers hanging on the wall and if he had any fig pluckers?

Well that was a General Disaster, a Major Blunder infact. Just as well they don’t believe in Corporal Punishment….

In my town there is a toilet block that was bought from the council and was turned into a pizza takeaway, I always fancied going in and asking for a bog-standard pizza….

Wasn’t there a movie with General Store in it, as well as General Mills and a few others meeting at the White House?

Maybe it’s the Goth, General Electric.

Ha!

You can’t go in there – that’s the General’s tent!

Oh…? Then why does the sign say “Private”?

Peter knows his market

Just makes me wonder. If the General is wearing a shirt with sleeves, long pants, and boots, why can’t the B.C. guys invent shirts with sleeves, long pants, and boots?

Well, at least his wheel is insured now.

An Army/Navy store. He also sells old Admiral TVs and Commodore computers.

Foreign Heads of State have actually demanded to meet ‘General Motors’.

Son of a gun. I want that particular garden gnome. General Gnome would be right at home in my garden loam.

I always wanted to try that at a “garage sale” … guess I won’t

One MacArthur coming up.

General Confusion?

looks a lot like the mascot for General insurance!

Steven Wright: “I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.”

One should not mess with Peter unless he is in private.

That looks like the mascot of the insurance company that advertises on TV!

So – he is shown true to scale on the commercials!

Generally works.

He said a lot of people store their Generals there.

Will it involve CORPORAL punishment?

For a great low rate you can go online. Go to the general and save some time

He could have got it cheaper at Dollar General.

What do you do with a General when he’s no longer a General?

At least he gets his cave full coverage and car inserrence