Awhile back, a friend was complaining about the bunch of Amazon boxes he needed to get rid of. I told ’im to put trash in each one, tape ’em up and leave ’em on his front porch. Porch pirates would solve the problem. ;-)
A therapist tells a guy, “Those are NOT antidepressants.” The guy replies, “All I’m saying is, I’ve never been less than happy while holding a taco.” The therapist says, “For the LAST TIME, I’m telling you I can’t get your insurance to cover tacos!” The guy says, “Don’t yell at me. You need a taco.” :-D
Awhile back, a friend was complaining about the bunch of Amazon boxes he needed to get rid of. I told ’im to put trash in each one, tape ’em up and leave ’em on his front porch. Porch pirates would solve the problem. ;-)