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  1. about 7 hours ago on Next Door Neighbors

    That is what I was telling you on my comment about them not wanting Bit Coins. They will actually remain on hold while you run down to buy GCs. They instruct people not to tell Clerks what the GCs are for. It will blow your mind.

  2. about 7 hours ago on Next Door Neighbors

    I am delighted to help. I learned from Scam Busters to answer an unknown caller ID (if I ever chose to) with a cheery “Hi Bancho!” It is Hindi for ‘Sister Fu*ker’. They slam the phone down! :D

  3. about 13 hours ago on Herman

    And Splice the Main Brace!

  4. about 17 hours ago on Next Door Neighbors

    You are probably too young to remember when the government mandated that Caller ID be made available because of all the anonymous and threatening calls. The phone companies monetized it by charging for Caller ID. The ‘DO NOT CALL’ registry is a waste of time. Very often the overseas call centers use it because, for one thing, those are real numbers, people are more likely to answer because they innocently believe in the effectiveness of the DNC listing, and also, they are impossible to prosecute. Phone companies sell brand new listings because 1) they are real numbers and 2), It takes one month before the listing is enforceable.Scammers don’t use something as complex as Bitcoins. They love cash cards from 7-11 stores, Walmarts and so on. Watch the Scam Busters on You Tube. Many $Millions are scammed daily, especially from the vulnerable Elderly. Phone Rings…Grandma. I have been arrested driving through East Burlap, and I need you to send me Bail Money IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE don’t tell my parents. They would be furious!

  5. about 22 hours ago on Next Door Neighbors

    In the interests of economy, the IRS seems to be heavily recruiting in East India. If you know that the IRS has its own ZIP Code, you know that frugality isn’t a concern of theirs and I speak in jest. Look at You Tube ‘Scam Busters’ and then tell me why the U.S. shouldn’t cut off ALL foreign aid to India.

  6. about 22 hours ago on Herman

    Someone has to crank the capstan and haul the keel.

  7. about 22 hours ago on Glasbergen Cartoons

    Press 6 for Inuit.

  8. about 22 hours ago on Dilbert Classics

    Plus cats have nine lives.

  9. 1 day ago on Next Door Neighbors

    It shows!

  10. 1 day ago on Next Door Neighbors

    I admire your ability to keep coming up with fresh material every day. Genius!