B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 25, 2021

Wish granted it seems.

“Be careful what you wish for.”

You’re in luck!

And your Wish is about to be granted.

And Look!

Even the buzzards are gathering overhead in anticipation of the leftovers! ;)

This is why I want a lawyer present to look over all my wishes. Just to be safe.

No, I want my siblings to have to take care of me during my final years because I’ve spent the last 18 years taking care of our parents.

“You called?”

Hey, no mention was made of the timing of said passing.

Bon Appetit!

What prompt service. Usually I get put on hold.

“….and many years from now!”

he forgot to mention, “And many years from now.” Attention to detail is essential.

But he doesn’t get to enjoy the fact that his wish was granted. Or tell anyone else.

Cue the theme from “Jaws”!

A heart attack took my Dad, and the paramedic said he was probably dead before he hit the floor.

Everybody wants to go to Heaven; but nobody wants to go now -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzz_0p6o4ng

Sic transit BC

Gosh I wonder what the big dinosaur waiting patiently in line behind BC is going to wish for at the well?

you might want to make another wish quick.

Wish granted.

My wish is to be 100 years old and shot in the back by a jealous husband!

Should have omitted the word “prolonged”.

It looks like the semi is approaching on the highway of life.

That’d have to be a diy thing.

Not that quick.

Almost any quick death is one before our time is due.

“When I die, I wish to go peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa-

not screaming, like the passengers in his car…"

-Author Unknown

That’ll do.

Wishing for things only gets you in trouble.

Describe prolonged

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing

(senses an abrupt ending to the cartoon)

So you wish for a quick and sudden end. How quickly and suddenly do you want that end to come?

My father wanted to be shot in bed by a jealous husband (with cause)!

But first, sing a happy tune. Just be sure to shake well before you sing.

I think you’ll get your wish, lol!

Your wish, is my command.

\\//_

Your wish shall be granted.

Perhaps he shouldn’t have used the qualifier “prolonged” …

We all wish him well.

From the look on its face it’s filling the Well’s tank. Depending on the look from the two eyes on the other side.

Be very very careful what you wish for.

Laughed out loud….great comic. The expressions tell it all.

Don’t turn around

FLICK?? Ever since the 1999 movie Election, the word FLICK in capital letters is priceless.

Forgot to add, “…after many enjoyable years.”