I can’t fold a fitted sheet either
I wonder what happened to Knute?
Must not be going fast enough, we called it the spin and toss
Gemini here, maybe I could swim with some hot, male twins
What did Doc Boy finally get an education and become a news reporter?
What about a paper cut on top of a paper cut? Or a cut from a piece of cardboard?
Thinking about doing something isn’t the same as doing it. (Or does this count?)
Nah just basting him
Why would a beer gut fairy have a saw? Wouldn’t they be giving you one?