I’m hoping Bernardo revives
Dang, Kerstin, take a freeze tablet.
Oh, I am DEFINITELY using “freeze tablet” from now on.
Never ask directions from a man in plus-fours, my ol’ da use to say.
“You left it in the microwave.”
No, but my conjoined twin uses jump rope therapy.
I signed it, but under a false name.
Yay! Finally! The truth about meadows!
We used to shoot up chlorophyll in college. Or was that chloroform…? What were we talking about?