Recent Comments

1. 4 months ago on Betty

   That’s not an uzi. Looks more like a vz-61, except those use curved magazines.

2. 4 months ago on The Martian Confederacy

   A real life astronaut said, “Unconscious in 30 seconds, dead in 90”. Given that this is a comic strip in which time can be subjective, it’s possible to save him. Though why anyone would is the part I have a problem with. It’s like having Darth Vader as a father, except he never had a good side so there’s no Anakin Skywalker in there.

3. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

   Honestly, the microwaveable boneless rib sandwich I can get at the Holiday gas station is better than the McRib. Which is funny, because there’s literally a McDonald’s right next to the Holiday.

4. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

   Why can’t pancakes and waffles just get along?

5. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

   There are still Krispy Kremes?

6. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

   …“Repo”?

7. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

   I think I’d be happiest with a middle ground.

8. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

   Suppose it’s too much to ask for a friendly python? Friendly to the good guys, I mean.

9. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

   As an autistic person, I kind of needed the “sarcasm” clarification.

10. 5 months ago on Rip Haywire

    I’ve only ever tried the crusts in ranch, and Papa John’s garlic butter still has ranch beat.