The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 09, 2021

Poppin was too relaxed to see the rolling pin coming.

He kneads to see the massage therapist next.

Okay Poppin, pop over and let’s work on your gluten…

he needs to get out more – his complexion is really doughy…

He has buns of buns.

Ain’t that Grands!

I had to flatten him with a rolling pin, his giggle was sooo annoying!

He’s going to a mixer later.

Awwww, that made me giggle.

He “kneaded” that!

I think we had all the bread puns we knead on “Arlo and Janis” a couple of days ago…

Poke on the back!

Got a rise out of him.

First snail buns and now this? Scott’s been on a roll…

A little to the right and it would have been a different response.

Poppin’ Fresh Buns!

“Hey! That’s not a foam roller! Sto….”

Poppin can be flakey at times

Next stop is that 350 degree tanning salon

No one else tried any spot but his tummy.

Poppin says “Easy doughs it!!”

Working an air bubble out.

Don’t go to a Swedish masseuse; she’ll turn you into pizza dough.

Gee. That’s his G-spot?

Make no bones about it, chiropractors hate guys like him. All muscle and no bones.

Next up a session in the hot tub, some time in the tanning booth, and then he’s ready for a date with a smokin’ salmon named Lox.

Don’t you need to have a backbone to see a chiropractor?

Just don’t say “turnover”.

How much dough does it cost for the office visit?

It was the yeast he could do…