The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 17, 2020

Several years ago I had a coven in the oven.

Santa once experimented with making his sled all-wheel drive

with a deer in the rear.

Yeti in spaghetti. Thor on the floor. Llama in a diorama.

ants in your pants…

Rocks in the socks was a definite non-starter, as was the weasel on the easel and the gnome in the home.

Personally I find these tiers above the creepy long limbed elves on the shelves. I think they should consider designing the current elves.

Is that a rocket in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me?

Fauci on a Couchi: youtube.com/watch?v=Y1IHcnM7900

Trump in a slump… Biden in a bear den…

(I do solemnly swear that this is my first and last political comment.)

Ants in your pants!

Dope on a rope.

Dr. Suess once wrote a book called “There’s a Wocket In My Pocket!”

“Bird” is the word…

Is that Sister Benedict Cumberbunny?

Ghost on your Toast.

Love it! But just a word of advice: I had a very bad experience, once, from the “rocket in the pocket”…

That evil cell phone you take every where with you is all the info we need , thank you for being compliant.

I was going to suggest “Gnus in Your Shoes,” but with my luck, they’d probably be fake gnus.

Laughed out loud—thanks Scott!

Bunnies in the funnies.

How about “a Barr in your FlynnStone”

Baby Yoda on a Toyota!

Darth Vader in your road grader

DJ on the bidet

Trooper on the pooper (Considering their aim, probably not a good idea.)

and last but certainly not least, Trump in the dump.

Rats in your flat?

Michelob Tires?

Funny!!

“Witches in yer britches”, Be Loco!

A Mensch on a Bench!Look it up.

Goose on a Moose.

That must be Little Willie, as in:

Little Willie lit a rocket

That his dad had in his pocket.

Next day he told Cousin Dan,

“Daddy is a traveling man.”

Never heard of it.

Mensch on a Bench is really a thing though.

Yuba play the rumba on the tuba down in Cuba.