Hmm, puts me in mind of a Steven Wright joke—My girlfriend said, “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?” and I said, “No”. She said, “Forget it then.”
Scroggled. I had a discussion with a friend of mine on Gmail about photography. For the next couple of weeks I was shown ads for cameras and like equipment.
Sometimes I like to confuse the bot and I will Google diapers and pacifiers and retirement homes in the same session.
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hmm, puts me in mind of a Steven Wright joke—My girlfriend said, “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?” and I said, “No”. She said, “Forget it then.”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If Agatha Christie we’re still alive, she would see nothing but ads for poisons and toxins in her Internet feeds.
RobinHood almost 4 years ago
What? No old lace.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
That doesn’t explain all the ads I get for lonely singles who want to meet me.
mddshubby2005 almost 4 years ago
OTOH, she’s got to be enjoying those Cyanide and Happiness cartoons she’s getting now, right?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Checks, please. – No, separate. And call a taxi.”
wiatr almost 4 years ago
If I were him I’d start getting carryout from now on.
tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No old lace, dearie?
cdward almost 4 years ago
Ain’t that the truth!
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Time to leave—-NOW!
John Smith almost 4 years ago
No Old Lace?
UmmeMoosa almost 4 years ago
Big Google is watching you.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
So when did they release Blanche Moore?
dflak almost 4 years ago
Scroggled. I had a discussion with a friend of mine on Gmail about photography. For the next couple of weeks I was shown ads for cameras and like equipment.
Sometimes I like to confuse the bot and I will Google diapers and pacifiers and retirement homes in the same session.
Longplay Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As he violently spews his coffee all over the table!
homeboy almost 4 years ago
Grub hub it is.
captastro almost 4 years ago
Not to mention the old lace.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Did Quaalude come up on Bill Cosby’s computer?
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
that happens to me too
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This one should be in two panels with the second on showing the man doing the classic “Spit out your drink” gag
stamps almost 4 years ago
Don’t forget the strychnine.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
Drink up. You haven’t touched your coffee!
KEA almost 4 years ago
get out. get out now.
AtariDragon almost 4 years ago
Her search was for “alternatives to retirement homes”.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Time to cover up that book you’re reading. She’s on to you.
drodr05 almost 4 years ago
Shouldn’t that have been ‘Arsenic and Old Lace’? With listings for formaldehyde?
brick10 almost 4 years ago
Must be working on a new recipe….
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
That explains why I get ads of naked women.
Dr_Fogg almost 4 years ago
AdBlock plus!
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And she was hoping for something a little more tasteless… or at least coffee flavored.
cabalonrye almost 4 years ago
No ads for lace?
chibookguy almost 4 years ago
Mine are all for nicotine and ricin