Just here for the laughs.
This reminds me of an old Carol Burnett Show. Dick Van Dyke was a guest on this particular episode. She did one of her parodies on ‘Enchanted Inn’. (Old B/W Movie starring Merle Oberon…) It seems that she looked very homely, and he looked disfigured due to a bombshell going off near his foxhole. (he was a WWI vet.. told you, it is an old movie.). But, when they were in the inn she looked beautiful and he looked handsome. But, when they walked outside the inn, their deformities were shown. Well, they went outside and eventually saw each other and their deformities. She asks him about the issue about his face and he told her. “I was shaving when a bomb went off near my foxhole.” (he had numerous toilet paper pieces on his face to cover the razor cuts on his face.) He then said, “But… your face. That eyebrow…” Now, she had this one huge uni-brow that was going across her face. She then said, “I used to have two of them… until I plucked the top one…”
Or… better, yet…
That’s Orsen Welles
Ya know… there was a movie, back in the 70’s with Clint Eastwood, that dealt with that statement in the last panel. It was called, “Play Misty for Me”. This was before ‘Fatal Attraction’.
Sam should watch this for some ideas:
I remember on the old Hogan’s Heroes that Col Hogan what trying to sell the idea of ‘Clink the Fink’ to Col. Clink. Col. Clink comes back and says, “Yeah… Has a nice ring to it.”
Oh, sorry… forgot… It had to be a ‘loving’ name…
I got one! Sedine the Sardine! How’s that?
Would it really matter?