I really, really suck at sports, especially baseball. Thankfully I married a hot tomboy. Both our sons lettered in multiple sports. But our oldest grandson is a book nerd like me. Genetics.
I inherited my grandpa’s El Camino. Clean it up, had it repainted. The only problem was that the driver’s side window was fogged up by my grandpa forgetting to roll down the window to spit his crew. I had trouble getting the paint to stick on the driver’s door as well.
When I was younger, i started to date while in the Marines. I dated Women Marines (official title back then). I learned to be Very Polite and Considerate.
Ja goot! Und ve getz to zings ze old zongs again!
Most excellent snark
The burn pit
Why? All the wooden horse does is poop 2×4s.