Recent Comments

1. 6 days ago on Working Daze

   Our HS principal was actually named ‘Rex I. Pigg’. No kidding.

2. 7 days ago on JumpStart

   My older brother was all about making money and financial fads. I was an ordained Lutheran pastor and he kept after me to “invest” my pension fund with him. I was a ‘loser’ because I wouldn’t. Today I have a house that is paid for, medical plan, pension, my wife’s pension and both social security checks. He’s living alone in a borrowed apartment and furniture, no pension funds and only half his social security due to his walking out on his wife of 46 years at the age of 73. There’s a tortoise and hare story there.

3. 9 days ago on Stone Soup

   36 minutes is 36 minutes except when you put chili on the hot dog. Then you only lose 27 minutes off your life.

4. 10 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Also available, “Chaotic Karen” with a tiny little pistol.

5. 11 days ago on Pluggers

   I use it to turn the gas grill on and off.

6. 14 days ago on Working Daze

   To be smarter than the average bear?

7. 15 days ago on Gray Matters

   When ordering, I used to get ‘awsome!’, now it’s ‘perfect’. Being a retired wordsmith, I’ve decided on what is really ‘awsome’ and ‘perfect’. Reba McIntyre is at my door in a sheer nightie with a hall pass from my wife. That’s awsome. Reba handing me another note from my cardiologist say ‘go ahead’. That’s perfect.

8. 16 days ago on Adam@Home

   Stoner

9. 25 days ago on Jane's World

   Not his fault. He didn’t order the breasts. They came with the meal.

10. 29 days ago on Jane's World

    This is why I love “Jane’s World”, it’s comforting to know that guys deal with the same drama as hederos do.