Careful what you ask for. I worried about my weight and now I’m losing 5+ pounds a month … due to terminal mantle cell lymphoma. Enjoy what you’ve got, while you got it.
I’m a retired pastor. I was asked if weddings were my favorite rite to preside. No, my favorite was funerals. My answer shocked her. Asked why I said that no woman dreamed about their funeral since they a little girl.
I read Go Comics 1st, then do a vocabulary match mismatch. Finally the news.
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My brother was bragging about his investments to our Dad. I added that I just liquidated my investment portfolio, I took all my pop cans back for redemption. My chuckled for years about that.
My wife and I call it ‘shipping and handling’
Try to get up in three grunts or less.
Make all your shoe laces are tied tight.
Seriously Seriously, this highlights the primary mental issue today … doing stuff, anything that comes to mind, without considering the consequences.