The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 12, 2020

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Kind of kinky.

Clearly an overshoot!!!

This gives a new meaning to Hidden Valley Ranch.

where do you go if you want no dressing…?

Toss this one.

Does maple syrup count?

“Lettuce entertain You”!

If they don’t leave soon, they will be tossed. Lettuce hope they go soon. In other words. beet it.

And off to the side (so not shown), feathers are flying.

Those folks are trying to relive their salad days.

I must say, this is an amusing little vinaigrette.

there’s a fetish for everything.

Where’s Anna Maria Alberghetti?

They’re in the dressing room getting ready to go on stage and sing that Beatles song, “Lettuce Be”.

don’t keep it all bottled up inside…

This is a mixed salad review

They were salad-barred from the premises.

Ick.

Ewwwww……

took a second for the massive groan to emerge

The one in the toga must’ve gotten the Caesar salad.

When they are at home it is just olive oil and balsamic vinegar from Aldi’s.

All pervs! Soon they will be engaging in salad tossing. Disgusting!

Yuck!

Olive Oyl is waiting off screen.

This comic is just weird, but it reminds me of a corny joke: What do you call a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone.

I don’t envy the cleaning staff. Just the greasy tracks alone would be a nightmare.

This is just plain weird — but it did put a smile on my face, and it’s a keeper!

Dress me in Caesar and I’ll be roamin’ in a toga

If this was a scene from a sci-fi movie would it be When Worlds Colloid?

No Green Goddess?

Psst. Keep an eye on the Russian dressing guy.