Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 03, 2020

But how is she doing it so fast? – Who knows?! They’re people!

GASP! It all makes sense! The woman is covering up the fact she’s a grass killer!

Elvis! Be nice. (Even if it’s true, you don’t have to say it out loud!)

Continuity! I love it!

And allllll the Orbsters just paged back to https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2020/02/17 to check, didn’t they?

Bush’s Baked Bea? What kind of grass are we talking here?

See guys, this is why you need Goldie on your BCN team! How clever of her to figure that out!

Bea’s big, happy paws and toe beans!!

It’s certainly true that any plant in the household is doomed.

(Except, perhaps, the one with many teeth and the fancy hat.)

Elvis: “She does kill every plant she touches.” And the ones she doesn’t touch, you, sir, and your compatriots, either eat and hork, or push off the table or shelf.

So, the Woman did it, with the cat grass, in the Living Room? I think we need a BCN version of Clue! No murder though, just things that are mysteries to cats …

Those laughing cat faces always set me up for the day.

Roll that beautiful Beatrix toe bean footage!

I love Beatrix’s watering pot in the inset!

Hubby says “New Detective show! Goldie & Bea, like Cagney & Lacey but with cats :)”

So, the Bea roll footage comes into play??

Goldie has to bat the container off the counter because senior cat Elvis can’t hop up anymore? Or just because she likes doing it.

The Woman’s continuing purchases of cat grass do help with the bookstore’s bottom line.

Beatrix “jazz paws.”

Thanks for reminding me to water my plants this morning.

The Woman must have the same Plant Touch I have.

Oh my, the Woman smoked off another parcel of grass…err, I mean she need replenish her pot…no, no, I meant to say she needs to go and talk to Mary Jane, her grass source at the bookshop.

Wow, this Irish morning strong coffee is.

Where was I? Oh yeah, the Woman need to replenish her stash so she can come back home and get baked…no, baking some cookies…and you know what goes well with cookies? Hash!

I’m tired now. Time nap for is.

So now we know where the cat grass came from. It looks to me like Bea knew all along where the cat grass came from and how it was replaced, and played along for the fun of it.

Off topic, we are off to our family doctor this afternoon to see if she can give us an explanation as to why Paul has such increasing and painful difficulty swallowing and why he is dropping weight. Let’s hope she has a better explanation than his oncologist.

Goldie is quite the detective! Maybe she could help me figure out where my switch is….XD

Someone likes Bush’s Baked Beans! “Roll that beautiful BEAN footage!” LOL!

I could use some more grass myself!

I too have the dark destructive power of killing house plants. Except for one succulent, which murdered all of it’s pot-mates and is now probably plotting to take over the house.

She’s quick, then, because the past instances of it have basically been blink and there’s a new thing of cat grass. In my experience, it usually takes a tad longer than that, longer for most cats to take notice if they’re nearby.

No, it’s Lupin who is the plant murderer. He usually shoves them off the table.

Nice endorsement throw-in for a certain brand of Baked Beans! … Maybe a food staple in the Big Pink House?! … Hmmm.

Also, maybe Trevor knows ‘Duke’, since they both love to talk! :)

The Auburn-Haired One – known as ‘The Brown Thumb’ strikes again!!

Hey! She could give Poison Ivy over at DC Comics a real what-for!! :)

I’m glad Goldie got to solve the case…Now Lupin needs to apologize..lol..

Something about kitten tails.

When I was in school, I had a selection of beautiful plants, including a huge spider plant with absolutely no brown spots on it. When I took a break from school and went home to mom’s for a few months, the plants got placed on the front porch in the spring and thrived in the fresh air and sunshine. Then I came home from work one day and was devastated to find them all cut off down to the soil. The neighbor’s goat had gotten loose, jumped our fence, and climbed the porch steps for a tasty gourmet snack. Apparently he also deactivated my green thumb, since the incident I’ve never again had any luck with plants.

Another problem solved thanks to Goldie.

“Rrroll that beautiful Bea footage!” Oh, how I needed that unexpected extra laugh. I always loved those commercials… and the beans.

Today is World Wildlife Day. Whether this is in celebration of wildlife or those who live a wild life I leave to your discretion.

Take a walk on the wild side … or perhaps a run, depending on circumstances.

Why is it that when someone is loud, boisterous, and generally unrestrained, we say they are acting wild? Most wildlife is quiet and reasonably circumspect in behavior unless unduly provoked.

Now that this mystery is solved, it’s time to plan a stakeout and pounce upon the mysterious mailman!

“Beautiful Bea footage.” I’ll be smiling about that for the rest of the day! :D <3

Roll thaat beuatiful Bea footage? So who is her Duke?

I love that Beatrix has the maturity to let Goldie solve the mystery instead of blurting it out. Our little kitten is growing up!