Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 19, 2020

I think that I’d start with duct tape…

Vike’s Vaporub will do both, Hjellmnir.

It looks like a shoulder blade injury…

Crow sh*t, straw, juniper sap and you will be good by morning.

Put a handful of cobwebs on it! You’ll be as good as new!

(Actually works on small but bad cuts! Axe in the back? Probably not!)

He’s done this before?

Are you sure you don’t just want us to cauterize it?

Starve it… No, wait, feed it… ?!?

Heat when the injury is new to promote blood flow, cold when it is normalized to reduce swelling.

Puts new meanings to the term just axe me!

Maybe some Bactine?

Embalming fluid it is!

Yous should axe your doctor

Just don’t fall back on it!;o{

The “Mighty Olaf” is questionable for the second half.

Hey, I could use an axe like that.

well, Bactine is probably going to be insufficient

They don’t have Medicare For All?

A little Ben-Gay should fix you right up.

Eh, just walk it off.

Doan’s Pills.

First heat to stop the bleeding and then ice to relieve the pain. Everybody knows that.

You should see the other guy. :)

its a mere scratch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijhbHvxWrA

Enough of this BS. Are we winning or losing? Get back in there.

Always the whiner!

The Valkyrie Express is leaving for Valhalla, get on board!

Just axe around. Someone should have an idea!