In the Von Ritter family, it was considered rude to leave while somebody was in the middle of talking. So they all waited for Grandpa to remember how the story ended.
T’is said of Grandpa von Ritter/ that he was “the pick of the litter”/now he’s losing his mind/as you quickly will find/if you follow his tweets on Twitter
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Everyone is waiting for Grandpa to blame it on the dog.
hans Premium Member almost 5 years ago
a defibrillator might do the trick.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Everyone wanted to see the trick where grandpa’s dog could hit the spittoon from a yard away.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
“If we can keep him from decomposing, the Social Security checks will keep coming in.”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He’s a stiff … well, no, not that part, granny.
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
But Fisher Investments assures me that my IRA will recover in 30-40 years.
Fishenguy Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ooh… look, there’s a crank handle back here! Should we turn it?
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Pull my finger , grandpa, that might get everyone to leave. “
J Short almost 5 years ago
Grandpa begins to realize he should have stuck with only one wife.
thebashfulone almost 5 years ago
A constipation intervention: “We know you can do it!”
rmremail almost 5 years ago
In the Von Ritter family, it was considered rude to leave while somebody was in the middle of talking. So they all waited for Grandpa to remember how the story ended.
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
Tell us, Grandpa, what is happening outside in the light?
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
No, I’m sure he’s not dead.
Tap his shoulder, Henry, just to be sure.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“Well, I don’t know. It could have been ‘ruff.’ It could have been ‘arf.’ It could have been ‘bark.’ Your guess is as good as mine.”
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
Grandpa trying to remember whether that meeting in the Tower was about adopting Russian kids.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
T’is said of Grandpa von Ritter/ that he was “the pick of the litter”/now he’s losing his mind/as you quickly will find/if you follow his tweets on Twitter
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
“Hah! All they want to know is if I remembered them in the will. I’ll just sit here quietly until they all go away.”
garcoa almost 5 years ago
“He’s pining for the fjords.”
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
C’mon, you ol’ geezer! Where did you put the cable remote?
gileshead almost 5 years ago
The battery’s rechargeable and it’s in his hip! Just plug it in!
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
Joe Biden about to announce his presidential intentions.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
“Waiting For Grandpa To Remember Where He Hid The Gold.”
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I guess Professor Plum in the library with the rope.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“What’s that, girl? You say Timmy is trapped in the well? Third time this month. He’ll just have to learn.”
gcarlson almost 5 years ago
Grandroid
SF Giants almost 5 years ago
He’s mostly dead.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Pull his finger for the power on switch. Listen for the audible POST results.