I exercise regularly, including cycling. But if you answer Yes to ‘Do you wake up early to exercise?’, I would ask if you see a psychiatrist about that.
Getting up early is the key to exercise. Have a coffee, then do your thing (whatever it is). And guess what? You have the whole day left without having to tell yourself that you still need to hit the gym (or do whatever). As a figure skater, I used to skate at 5:30am when I had to be at work by 8. Now retired, I skate at 7am. It feels like noon. LOL.
Cycling causes ED. Cyclists are, therefore, naught to be admired. In fact, they are rather amusing – their bravado covering their inability to…you know…do actual manly stuff.
read a survey a few weeks back about the environment and ideas to make it better. After reading a few questions that made me think “what the heck does that have to do with clean air” I decided the entire thing was a waste of time.
There’s that word in the comics again. If Stephen can say that, then I can say this joke: One day a nurse tried to give a man an enema, and he refused. She tried again, and again he refused. She said, “That does it. He will not be de-turd.”
The percentage of “cyclists” I see observing the traffic laws can be counted on one finger, and if you subtract me, they can be counted on, well, wouldn’t even need one finger!
Kind of reminds me of a survey sent around by an environmental group. Questions like, “Are you in favor of the continued rape of the environment by (whatever)?” Even as I agree with much of their agenda, such stupid questions turned me completely off to that particular group.
I live out in the country, where is rains buckets and snow fall up to your eyes. Out here deer in the headlights is real. Always dream of seeing a 620 Deere with a couple of those guys hung up in a 40’ header.
Hmmm, I have to remember to send a copy of that survey to all they cyclists currently recovering from heat stroke developed while I road around in my air conditioned gasoline powered car…..
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Us non-cyclist like having our…
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Tomorrow is the neighborhood block barbecue, when the Crocs will cook up a lot of meat after dousing the charcoal with a full bottle of lighter fluid.
Baarorso almost 5 years ago
Don’t you just LOVE fitness fanatics who take great pleasure in putting the rest of us down? :/
Bilan almost 5 years ago
I exercise regularly, including cycling. But if you answer Yes to ‘Do you wake up early to exercise?’, I would ask if you see a psychiatrist about that.
cdgar almost 5 years ago
Cyclists are losers in my book. They only rate a midget lane on the very edge of the road.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Nothing like the “Loaded” survey questions ! ……. Croc Power !
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
Must be a WaPo-Newsweek Survey!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
When I’m cycling I dislike drivers and pedestrians. When I’m driving I dislike cyclists and pedestrians. When I’m walking, I dislike everyone.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Everyone walks to the beat of their own drum…before trying to understand PIG, try to understand yourself!
Anters55 almost 5 years ago
Love Jef the Cyclist character and his arrogant smugness.
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
Ja, Pig ist just a little girly pig!
dlkrueger33 almost 5 years ago
Getting up early is the key to exercise. Have a coffee, then do your thing (whatever it is). And guess what? You have the whole day left without having to tell yourself that you still need to hit the gym (or do whatever). As a figure skater, I used to skate at 5:30am when I had to be at work by 8. Now retired, I skate at 7am. It feels like noon. LOL.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Didn’t know Jef had a life partner
YippiKiAyMofo almost 5 years ago
Cycling causes ED. Cyclists are, therefore, naught to be admired. In fact, they are rather amusing – their bravado covering their inability to…you know…do actual manly stuff.
https://www.healthline.com/health/erectile-dysfunction/can-cycling-cause-ed
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/biking-and-sex-avoid-the-vicious-cycle-201209145290
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
It’s worse when it’s your doctor.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If I answered the first question NO, did I pass?
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
You GO, Jef! Cyclists of the world, UNITE!
car2ner almost 5 years ago
read a survey a few weeks back about the environment and ideas to make it better. After reading a few questions that made me think “what the heck does that have to do with clean air” I decided the entire thing was a waste of time.
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
Most of the avid bicyclists I know aren’t quite that bad, although a few are close.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
The bike guys arrived before the censor guy.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Pig. Jef is right and you know it. GO JEF!
Ermine Notyours almost 5 years ago
There’s that word in the comics again. If Stephen can say that, then I can say this joke: One day a nurse tried to give a man an enema, and he refused. She tried again, and again he refused. She said, “That does it. He will not be de-turd.”
Gent almost 5 years ago
Apparently, supreme smugness is a side effect of cycling.
smgray almost 5 years ago
Even Hell’s Angels are scared of these guys.
cunningpal almost 5 years ago
Please don’t use the t-word in your comic strip. It offends Pig and is too close to Presidential language.
garysmigs almost 5 years ago
The percentage of “cyclists” I see observing the traffic laws can be counted on one finger, and if you subtract me, they can be counted on, well, wouldn’t even need one finger!
BiathlonNut almost 5 years ago
Kind of reminds me of a survey sent around by an environmental group. Questions like, “Are you in favor of the continued rape of the environment by (whatever)?” Even as I agree with much of their agenda, such stupid questions turned me completely off to that particular group.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Shouldn’t the 2nd to last panel be yes/no? "Do you like being…. "
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
There are people who just like to ride bicycles. They’re not nearly as funny.
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
It doesn’t take a cyclist to come up with that survey, just an observer of human (er, pig) behavior.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 5 years ago
I live out in the country, where is rains buckets and snow fall up to your eyes. Out here deer in the headlights is real. Always dream of seeing a 620 Deere with a couple of those guys hung up in a 40’ header.
jvn almost 5 years ago
On behalf of fat, lazy turds: I’m offended.
SusieB almost 5 years ago
Are cyclists really as obnoxious as Pastis portrays them?
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Mutual non-comprehension is okay. Mutual destruction, not so much.
everett_r0 almost 5 years ago
Hmmm, I have to remember to send a copy of that survey to all they cyclists currently recovering from heat stroke developed while I road around in my air conditioned gasoline powered car…..
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Hasn’t anyone run over Jef the Cyclist yet?!
Survey says: Yes, no, no, no, no, no.
Stick it in your spandex tights, Jef!
ars731 almost 5 years ago
“And this is why the cyclists will be first against the wall when the revolution came”