Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 06, 2019

HAAR!

“Lio” is not going to be happy.

Lio was here.

Of course you know this means I can sue you.

And we can do a hemorrhoidectomy and a circumcision at the same time.

Health tip: If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport. You’ll get a free X-ray and a breast exam. And, if you mention ISIS, they’ll throw in a free colonoscopy.

This must be the hospital that tried to charge my mother’s insurance for a prostate exam.

Looks like Wiley is starting something with Mark Tatulli and Lio!

For a moment there, I thought it was about legislators deciding what to do with a woman’s body. But then I saw that the patient is a man, so no one would ever take seriously that someone other than the patient would make the ultimate decision on the procedure.

Complements of Universal Healthcare. Isn’t government takeover just peachy??

Ishy is about to pop out of his stomach?

Apparently, the Dr’s need to increase their Hysterectomy numbers. Marketing is about selling what you have, not what people need.

Several years ago I was approached by a couple of panhandlers, both men. One was in dirty old scrubs. The other was saying his buddy had just been released from the hospital after a major operation and they needed help. He had a form from the hospital (probably from the same dumpster the scrubs had come from) saying that the patient had just had a hysterectomy.

I thanked them for the laugh.

American Health Care is in a shambles thanks to Republicans.

This is sexist.

And the best part is, he can be out of the hospital the same day, and there won’t even be a scar. And he’ll never again have to worry about getting pregnant.

He’d better ask Muriel for a second opinion

Focus groups can’t be wrong.

So The Donald suggested privatizing the British NHS as part of a trade deal. Do we have to send the Red Coats back to burn the big house on Pennsylvania Ave?

“S.O.P.”?

No, leave Mark alone! Lol

Wait! Wait! Did they check for a heartbeat?

Is that anything like the medicine for postmenopausal metastatic breast cancer that shouldn’t be taken by women who are pregnant, nursing, or planning to become pregnant? Any questions? First reread it to set it firmly in your mind, then look up the drug Ibrance. I almost fell off my chair when I heard that……

Does this hospital offer optrectomies? That’s when they sever the nerve connecting your retina to your rectum. It improves your shitty outlook on life.

Ouch – Mr. Tatulli? Lio might be cross. :-)

Oh, I can’t wait for Tatulli’s response cartoon to this one.

This is hysterecterical.

Run, do not walk, from that hospital!

It’s like when rappers have beef with each other and release diss-tracks, cartoonists release diss-strips.

Maybe Miller finds Lio too hysterical?

Ah! I see you have the machine that goes “ping!”

Mr Tatulli was unforgivably Rude to all the Nurses he met.

And, the ones he Groped were Really mad.

that’s hysterecal

My ex-husband once got a bill for “his hysterectomy.”

If Tatulli is in the hospital, who is going to draw Lio?!

Oh those crazy pollsters. What’re they going to do next?