The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 29, 2018

That’s some Chiquita…

She’s a little flat isn’t she ?

Ooooh, baby, baby! Where can I get some of those. Just to read the articles, of course.

Can you put a peel back on and look like it’s never been off? Then where did Bobby come from? Something isn’t right here. Also Dad is hoping Mom doesn’t notice the mailing address on the back of the mag.

Apparently the bees have less to do with this process than I thought…

Very old school, not sure any kid with wi-fi has need of a magazine. In my youth, on the other hand (bad pun!)…

You got to admit she’s a-peeling.

But Mom and Dad, I only got it for the articles!

Can’t blame Bobby, the picture has sex “a peel”

At least it’s not a peeled Bananaman.

Been having banana bread dreams…

You should see her doing the splits in the ice cream shop!

Check under your daughter Barbi’s bed and you may find a bunch of real ones.

Bobby slipped up !

When his parents saw the magazine, they went bananas!

Hey mister tallyman, tally me banana!

No internet?

Come on, he’s ripe enough to start looking.

Been there done that got the talk…..

I hate to ask this, but if a human mother found a magazine under a son’s bed that contained pictures of women who had their skin removed, would that not be a cause for alarm?

I think he’s also been hanging out with the wrong bunch.

That magazine made Bobby’s Bananas Stand.

Good thing she didn’t find the magazine BANANA SPLIT featuring Siamese twin bananas!

That mag is promoting an unhealthy image of bananas – they never use a centerfold whose a bit green or brown nor has freckles.

I just remembered that Bobby Banana is a Dole cartoon character.

Banana Cream Pie anyone?

Is she part of the band Bananarama?

She’s looking kinda Cavendish to me!

GASP! The horror!

Is that Miss Foster in the fold-out? (Seriously, Hilburn you’re a genius!)

Ok, but what does daughter Veronica have under her covers?

He must of found it apeeling.