I don’t consider that quality time, I consider that hell. Earl you should take her to Home Depot afterwards.
So that explains it!
I actually saw a seagull do that to a guy walking on the boardwalk of Atlantic City. Obnoxious birds they are…
He just wants to give you a hug!
This gives a new meaning to the Weird Al song, “I Lost on Jeopardy”
I have never seen the king without his crown before…
Now we know the answer to that question….
From a distance the world looks blue and greenAnd the snow capped mountains whiteFrom a distance the ocean meets the streamAnd the eagle takes to flightFrom a distance there is harmonyAnd it echoes through the landIt’s the voice of hopeIt’s the voice of peaceIt’s the voice of every manFrom a distance we all have enoughAnd no one is in needAnd there are no guns, no bombs and no diseaseNo hungry mouths to feedFrom a distance we are instrumentsMarching in a common bandPlaying songs of hopePlaying songs of peaceThey are the songs of every manGod is watching usGod is watching usGod is watching us from a distanceFrom a distance you look like my friendEven though we are at warFrom a distance I just cannot comprehendWhat all this fightings for…
Don’t forget to endorse it….
It’s the warning beacon of Gondor! Gondor calls for aid! Assemble the army!