Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Tell that to the CFL team in Edmonton.

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    knight1192a  over 5 years ago

    Don’t try singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas as he’ll probably attack you for wishing a merry Christmas instead of an all inclusive holiday greeting.

    And doesn’t this guy know that Eskimo covers the Inuit, Inupiat, and Yupik. The term refers to indigenous peoples of the polar regions in Siberia, Canada, and Alaska, not specifically to one group.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    What will be the next “politically correct” Christmas song? “Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht”?

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Can’t sing about Rudolph, you’ll have the anti-bullying and body shaming groups picketing; no decking the halls, or you’ll get the LGBT after you for gay apparel; no more Winter Wonderland as some people don’t feel the need to be married; can’t call for the Little Drummer Boy, body shaming and equal gender rights groups will protest.

    Why can’t we all agree and wish each other peace on (and above) Earth and goodwill to all man and animal kind. And enjoy all of the movies and songs of yore, no matter if it is not 2018 politically correct.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    If Pig is beat up now, wait till he goes shopping!

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ooooh! Right in the Oompa-loompas.

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    I believe some people don’t like to hear the old favorites

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    comic4matt  over 5 years ago

    It’s ever so nice to see how tolerant the left is…

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    Inuits roasting on an open fire doesn’t have the same imagery as chestnuts.

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    unfair.de  over 5 years ago

    The guys booting of Swine spells the word Inuit as “in nut”

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Holy female bovine revered by Hindus! That must hurt!

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Same as yesterday “Rat” bat that blond haired freak !

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    Katsuro Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The word “eskimos” doesn’t refer to Inuits specifically, though. It’s a collective word for Inuits, Yupiks and a few other people. Telling people “Say ‘Inuit,’ not ’eskimo” is like saying that everyone previously called “American Indian” is now to be called “Apache.”

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    TwilightFaze  over 5 years ago

    I say if people want to be offended, let them be all Grinchy all they want. The world doesn’t revolve around whiners like this guy who thinks it should cater to their paper-thin feelings. If it’s a problem, take it out on your therapist not the world around you. (Had to deal with a neighbor yesterday who was a total grouch about political correctness acting like his way was the only right way. Still fuming.)

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    That Jack Frost character was outed by the Me Too Movement.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    What a violent snowflake!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    This thin skinned outrage guy reminds me of a thin skinned outrage troll on the comment boards. He’s so outraged he wants everyone who has an opinion contrary to his own, or those who say something he likes not, to be silenced.

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    Ratbrat  over 5 years ago

    Just wait till Pig sings “Baby it’s cold outside”.

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    aerotica69  over 5 years ago

    Look, if we’re going to start killing innocent holiday songs, can we start with “Every kiss begins with Kay”?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And you say there’s no ‘war on Christmas’!

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 5 years ago

    Telling someone that you’re dreaming of a white Christmas can get you clobbered, too.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    This is both funny and sad!

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    car2ner  over 5 years ago

    Just wait until they take on Deck the Halls…and don we now our gay apparel.

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    JamesRose  over 5 years ago

    To rhyme with “Inuit” Jack Frost could be nipping at the slang term for a woman’s chest!

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      over 5 years ago

    Peace on Earth is hard to come by these days, Pig.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  over 5 years ago

    Stephan, I love you! You make my day.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    I knew it!

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    splinterexpert  over 5 years ago

    gay apparel

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pastis – you’re messing with us again…

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    well-i-never  over 5 years ago

    “…and folks dressed up like indigenous peoples of the polar regions.” Yeah, that’s smooth.

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    bxclent  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    next they will go after “Baby It’s cold outside”……oh wait……never mind :(

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    ajnotales  over 5 years ago

    Oooo … Looks like Pig got kicked right in his chestnuts!

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    diverleo  over 5 years ago

    I appreciate Pearls taking on the ridiculous PC objections to everything. It’s our obligation to push back.Merry Christmas everyone.

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    Perkycat  over 5 years ago

    When will all this ridiculousness pass??

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I will have Nunavut, I just don’t like word play.

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    TheDOCTOR  over 5 years ago

    I don’t recall anyone talking trash on Mel Torme when he wrote ‘The Christmas Song’ (Chestnuts roasting…..etc.)I’d love to hear Stan Freeburg’s take on “Commercializing Christmas”. And if these songs are so terrible then Why do radio stations play them 24/7 from after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day? Plus if you don’t like them, there’s a small device on said radio called an OFF SWITCH.

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    markmoss1  over 5 years ago

    The next comic should be a Yup’ik clobbering Politically Correct Guy for calling him an Inuit. That’s like calling a Frenchman “German”.

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    hooglah  over 5 years ago

    You know you did well Mr. Pastis when you get the little liberal dweebs aroused. Keep up the good work. Maybe they will keep Pelosie for Speaker and run HilLIARy again for President.

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    AndrewSihler  over 5 years ago

    I think the words are garbled a bit, isn’t the line “Chipmunks roasting on an open fire” etc.?

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    JohnLewis3  over 5 years ago

    They better NOT ask you to leave the comics page. First one I read every day

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    dutchs  over 5 years ago

    Happy ChrismaHannaKwanzakah

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Pig’s line in the last panel reminds me of Linus’ “Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it’s getting too dangerous”.

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    DanielMolitor  over 5 years ago

    Hey, Pig, whatchu mean by that “nipping at your nose” comment?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    If it ain’t PC, it ain’t funny.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 5 years ago

    Aw, heck with it! There’s a lot of touchy, too easily triggered, people of all persuasions these days. So I just say, “Merry Saturnalia and a Happy Winter Solstice!” What’s wrong with that?

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Is there a war on Christmas, or is Christmas warring with us?

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    Speaking of “chestnuts”, that is where Pig’s are after that kick.

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    Brain Pudding  over 5 years ago

    Ah, the tolerant left….

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    largeungulate  over 5 years ago

    did pig just get kicked in the jewels?!

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Too violent for Comic Strip Censor Guy? Cartoon-Boy lets the PC guy wail on Pig, while Rat gets off free? Shame!

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    rwstyles1234  over 5 years ago

    Sic guard duck on the idiot.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 5 years ago

    Or dressed up like a certain football team. Although linebackers singing carols on my doorstep is disturbing.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 5 years ago

    A friend is Inuk, a Member of the Order Of Canada, told me Inuit means the people, according to him, people not just specific First Nations folks.

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    c001  over 5 years ago

    Someone is very misinformed.

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    jmillerqld Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Baby, it’s cold outside.

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    GryphoemiaWinters  over 5 years ago

    *esquimeaux

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Actually, there are multiple native tribes in Alaska and Inuit is only one of them.

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    NeilCopeland  about 5 years ago

    “Eskimo” is accepted in Alaska as a term covering several people groups. “Inuit” is not so used.

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    PBS1!  over 4 years ago

    Maybe Pig should sing a melody with no lyrics at all.

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    alantain  5 months ago

    Has anyone pointed out that in a nativity scene Mary, Joseph, and the baby Jesus should be middle eastern rather than white?

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