I have, for many years, passed by houses with signs that say “Drive like your kids lived here.” I want to make bumper stickers that say “Teach your kids to play as if everyone drove like you.”
Work zone. Lane closed (left/right). Arrow clearly seen. Traffic moving slowly. Jerk insists on speeding by everyone and expecting to get ahead of everyone.
I’ve seen other drivers ease over and block the path of the “I’m too important to be like the rest of you peons” driver.
That’s mild compared to what I’d like to do to all the drivers I witness each day looking down at their freakin’ cell phones while they’re blazing blithely along.
I used to work for a county/city government while was in college. Part of my job was organizing, filing, and finding the stencils used to make the various road signs. I also used to practice making new ones, on occasion, just in case.
The red octagon saying “SYRUP” almost made out to the field.
There was a sign in front of my house where I grew up that read: “Slow children.” I was so insulated and humidified…simultaneously, and at the same time, even…
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Here is my road sign:
$50 REWARD FOR TURNING RAT INTO ROADKILL
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
My sign: “There’s a speed trap behind this sign”.
Bilan about 6 years ago
“Stop reading the signs. You should be watching the road.”
oldpine52 about 6 years ago
Don’t some states have their road signs made by prison inmates?
ellisaana Premium Member about 6 years ago
As seen at a construction site on the DC Beltway- ‘Prepare for Instant Aggravation.’
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
I have, for many years, passed by houses with signs that say “Drive like your kids lived here.” I want to make bumper stickers that say “Teach your kids to play as if everyone drove like you.”
F-Flash about 6 years ago
Don’t forget to Text while driving, or is it don’t forget to drive and text? So confusing.
Gent about 6 years ago
We could use some of those signs.
Gent about 6 years ago
I am making signs that say Feed the poor hungry bears.
PICTO about 6 years ago
I’m sure Rat’s signs will be all the rage…
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
That second panel would be perfect for my morning commute.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
The existence of this sign indicates that there are police here, even if you cannot see them at the present moment.
Sandfan about 6 years ago
Texting while driving should be a felony.
phredturner about 6 years ago
“SERENITY NOW”
sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Work zone. Lane closed (left/right). Arrow clearly seen. Traffic moving slowly. Jerk insists on speeding by everyone and expecting to get ahead of everyone.
I’ve seen other drivers ease over and block the path of the “I’m too important to be like the rest of you peons” driver.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Get off your damn phone and drive”.Or “Everyone who doesn’t drive like me is stupid”.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
I used to be sad when I saw the sign, “Slow Children Playing”.
I was happy when I saw that they grew up and got good jobs, “Slow Men Working”.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
Near me is a sign that reads, “Cross Traffic Ahead”, and I wonder why?
vics_machine Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
McGehee about 6 years ago
“If you’re sober, *DRIVE LIKE IT!!!”*
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
I LOVE it!
chris_weaver about 6 years ago
The Rat Appeasement Act of 2018.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
That’s mild compared to what I’d like to do to all the drivers I witness each day looking down at their freakin’ cell phones while they’re blazing blithely along.
JudyAz about 6 years ago
I like the bumper stickers that read “If you can read this, then you’re too close!”
Number Three about 6 years ago
How much is it for that sign please?
Haha.
xxx
dsTrekker Premium Member about 6 years ago
The international “not” sign goes from upper left to lower right.
FredCapp about 6 years ago
I used to work for a county/city government while was in college. Part of my job was organizing, filing, and finding the stencils used to make the various road signs. I also used to practice making new ones, on occasion, just in case.
The red octagon saying “SYRUP” almost made out to the field.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Rat’s “aggressive” sign is too wordy. Edit, edit, edit! “Drive badly and I’ll whack you!”
Slappy Squirrel about 6 years ago
Bumper sticker I have seen: “I’m not in your hurry!”
TurbosDad about 6 years ago
There was a sign in front of my house where I grew up that read: “Slow children.” I was so insulated and humidified…simultaneously, and at the same time, even…
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
My sign would be “Wrong Turn-off”. But “Keep Right” looks right by me.
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
My sign would be “Wrong Turn-off”. But “Keep Right” looks right by me.
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
https://jalopnik.com/5885626/this-is-the-worst-school-zone-sign-in-history
gocomics about 6 years ago
In an earlier series of strips, the road signs were sentient: http://pbs3.referata.com/wiki/Road_signs
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
Penalty for disobeying road signs: PUNCHES!!
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 1 year ago
Outrun light, you’ll avoid the fire from explosions