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Can’t happen soon enough. These days, you’d be greeted not with muskets, but with open arms!
What kind of broom goes “stomp, stomp”? Wait, I get it. She’s day-dreaming that the floor is Andy’s head!
If Andy was truly warming up, there’d be a beer in his hand and a couple of empties at his feet!
The “Good Book” to Andy is the one that offers the best odds on his pick in the next race.
But they held his reservation!
Reminds me of the old joke about the Polish guy getting an eye test. Doc asks him if he can read the chart, and he says yeah, I know all these guys.
Radar O’Reilly in MASH.
Those are some wicked looking cleats Andy is wearing. I’d bet that Jack doesn’t appreciate what they do to his pub floor. I wonder if Andy sharpens them, as a lot of old-time baseball players are supposed to have done?
Andy will have a great “the one that got away” story to tell the guys at the cells.
Any team Andy backs is bound to be relegated.