Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 25, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Hey, the driver was just standing his ground.

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes is definitely not wrong.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  about 1 year ago

    I’m sure the class pet would give Calvin a vote for that one.

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    Captain Charlie  about 1 year ago

    I don’t think deer can read

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    JudasPeckerwood  about 1 year ago

    “Don’t Play in Traffic!” is pretty evergreen.

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    Erse IS better  about 1 year ago

    Back in 1993, Calvin had it right. These days… not so much.

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    Robin Harwood  about 1 year ago

    A bit too long to be catchy.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Preface that slogan with “Oh, deer,”

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    True. Plants come to mind.

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    orinoco womble  about 1 year ago

    Back in the day, Hobbes. These days, anything will get you shot.

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    snsurone76  about 1 year ago

    Much too wordy, Hobbes.

    Most kids (and some adults) lack the attention span to read that whole message.

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    snsurone76  about 1 year ago

    That practice of shining headlights into animals’ eyes and then shooting them is called “jacklighting”.

    And, as far as I know, it’s illegal.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Animal warning sign: Beware! Humans!!

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    VegaAlopex  about 1 year ago

    “There’s more to this world than just people”. — Hobbes has an interesting view.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Animals can’t read, Hobbes, I mean, Calvin.

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    MayCauseBurns  about 1 year ago

    All purpose slogan: “Don’t Be Stupid”.

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    ddl297  about 1 year ago

    How about FALL = OUCHIE! DON’T FALL"

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    DaveG1960  about 1 year ago

    Don’t be road kill…..

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Don’t try to pass on an upward slope unless you’re got a periscope” ~Burma Shave

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My favorite sign was in a construction zone on I-89 near Burlington Vermont. “Slow down my mommy works here”

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    Calvinist1966  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes’s suggestion is not used by Calvin but Hobbes will soon be drawing a poster based on Calvin’s idea.

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    Prey  about 1 year ago

    If there are puddles on the road, carry a half brick.

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  about 1 year ago

    I live in the boonies, lotsa deer. They do freeze up with headlights. Must overload their brains somehow. Some of them take the Kamikaze approach to life.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Oh DEER!

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    For sure, Hobbes. The people are around just to make the tigers look good.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I know. I know. Drive faster and get it over with. Wait, wait. “I can’t drive 55”

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    gantech  about 1 year ago

    That used to be funny.

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    bloodykate  about 1 year ago

    So funny!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 1 year ago

    ♪You could be just another highway, curled up in the night; you could be just another whitetail baby stranded on my brights♫

    B. Mydland/J.P. Barlow

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    countoftowergrove  about 1 year ago

    I believe some states now allow you to run people down if you oppose their politics. And some people believe you can just shoot people who turn into your driveway.

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    Meowise  about 1 year ago

    What about: “You better abide by the traffic safety law, otherwise my tiger will use your kidney as a pillow!”

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    g04922  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes has wise words for wild animals trying to cross a road.

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    delennwen  about 1 year ago

    “There are other forms of intelligence on Earth. Only human arrogance would assume the message must be meant for man.”—Spock, Star Trek IV

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes looks so proud of himself!

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    drds2  about 1 year ago

    “Don’t look at the lights!” is really all the animals need. If they learn that they will avoid the rest.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    How about “Have the habit of stopping at stop signs.” ?

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    “Slow down, cops ahead!”

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    braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This used to be hyperbole.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 1 year ago

    It’s just that no records are kept.

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    MrWolf Gamer  about 1 year ago

    hey, you cant just stand there.

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    wiley207  about 1 year ago

    Like a tiger in headlights…

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    StevePappas  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes is so proud of himself that I want to give him a high 5.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Good advice for anyone, really.

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