When the Lego steps on you
I vote for Francis’s cat, Pickles
Just use periods.
Or no punctuation at all
I just noticed Mr. Otterloop and Petey’s heads are the same shape
I don’t play football/soccer either but I think since the ball is behind that line on the ground, it counts as having made it into the goal
Not all girls, just Susie
Person in Space
What does she mean “be tough on him”? Is it a boxing match and the winner is elected?
“Entries must be received by December 15, 1996.”
Dang, just missed it!
If newspapers only had comics and sudoku, I’d be happy
All this talk about super-duper bestest friends makes me wish I had any friends