How about the Merlads?
Get-y up!
Fruit poops.
Sirbadger, there is your answer; companies sell cooking devices called Ninja because people buy them.
Akachman, because you’re paying attention.
Boogers the size of Easter (Island) eggs.
That, or his knees are so cold they turned blue.
And now that she’s no longer a fetus, no person of power in Texas will give a rat’s @$$ about her welfare.
Oh…stop!
…and his refrigerator held a science project.
How about the Merlads?