As Chas. Pierce points out, NOBODY says “Happy Holy Week”. It’s a period of mourning, compassion, and grief. Then again, maybe those things are what makes a diseased personality like Trump’s “happy”.
For what it’s worth, Michelangelo’s David is uncircumcised. Probably never crossed Michelangelo’s mind; you can’t think of everything, and possibly the artist was somewhat distracted by the overt sexuality of the subject. He was gay, after all, and probably most or all of his experiences were with uncut guys.
He’s only a dog. He meant “doe-like”.