Recent Comments

1. over 7 years ago on Fowl Language

   Mother: I changed my name. My name is now Dad. Child: DadDadDad!Dad Mother: Your dad is in the garage.

2. over 7 years ago on Free Range

   Tell him to drop dead.

3. over 7 years ago on Bloom County 2019

   Guess it bears repeating.

4. over 7 years ago on Bloom County

   This is the exact reason I’m no longer speaking to myself. She was rather rude.

5. over 7 years ago on Gray Matters

   With all this pampering this chicken’s going to cost a fortune.

6. over 7 years ago on Animal Crackers

   When I met my knight his armor was no longer shining and it had dents and rust everywhere. Showed me one thing. He had worked hard in his life and would even work harder for his bride to be. I have not been disappointed. To older, experienced knights everywhere: Long may you ride.

7. over 7 years ago on Garfield

   Almost never always sometimes.

8. over 7 years ago on Eek!

   Then you’d love “Ghost”

9. over 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My mum taught me to cook this way. I learned out of an ancient cookbook that actually had these measurements and still use them today. BTW, I’m told I’m a very good cook.

10. over 7 years ago on Sheldon

    I can’t count the times I’ve had cereal for dinner. Too tired at the end of the day to cook.