High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
Check in Abu Dhabi. I bet they’re sold there.
Can you hear me now? Oh wait, that’s passe.
Put them in a pot and tell her they’re too pretty to leave outside.
Lick the topping off the cupcake and you now have a healthy muffin! You’re welcome.
So that’s where the term sun block comes from.
DC would be ashes.
Get a haircut, hippie!
Okay, can you see this shotgun? GET OFF MY LAWN!
WE CAN TRACK YOU REGARDLESS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
The sign follows you!