High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
Built for a sailing backwards fast?
Unfortunately Paige is watching “Real Housewives of ….” (fill in your favorite city)
How about “It’s a bag. In the trash.”
Ever have stewed seagull? Lugworm?
Sounds like a description of our election process.
I have no trouble stumping Alexa at all. Sometimes aggravatingly so.
Wait! No mushrooms? Ah, the gods are cruel!
Just take a picture with your cell phone and be on your way.
Wow! No political comments? I’m impressed (and probably optimistic).
He should have gnome it was coming.