Things are about to pop on Brewster’s ship.
Ask your mother.
I’ve had some NA (non-alcohol) beers that tasted better than Coors.
That’s why you never see a solar eclipse at night.
It’s too dark.
That’s okay, I don’t believe it either.
Self-driving van w/ ramp, self-guided office chair.
I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve toast.
How about the grilled chicken sandwich?
Hold the mayo and tomato.
And hold the chicken…
They keep the TV sound up so high they can’t even hear themselves think.
I believe there is (was) a Scottish tradition of piping in the new day on the bagpipes.