Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 06, 2023

That puts a new twist on things.

Goes further and more accurate

Wouldn’t that just replicate Bung’s normal condition?

The difference between a cork and a screwtop….

My lower alimentary canal may be rifled.

(This makes its blasts more stabilized and accurate).

Invented by the Lands & Grooves Company.

When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?

Do human cannonballs get fired?

Do pirates get told to sling their hook’s?

Do prostitutes get laid off?

Do trapeze artists get let go?

Did I ever tell you about that time I ran away to join the circus?

I tried out to be the human cannonball, but they couldn’t handle a man of my caliber.

Me and I got a garden spider to spin a huge web to catch you in as well.

He sure looked colorful.

Glad to see there was a net to catch him…

My guess the wise guy is Old MacDonald.

Because (like you said) people like to call out to him by his nick name, ‘Ee Eye Ee Eye’ Oh!

Thanks to the rifles, it gets more accurate, ie without the exchange, you may have missed the net…

Who’s the idiot who climbed into this thing in the first place?

I’m surprised Bung even noticed the change. LOL

You hit the net didn’t you? Why complain?

The ole boy knows his firearms!!!!

someone who’s hackling in the corner I’m sure. :J

Technology evolves, Rodney.

At least the explosion didn’t kill Bung like it did Puss in Boots.

You’re lucky, without that spin you might have missed the net.

They put a Damascus twist on it

LOL!!!!

Bung went for a spin…

What were rifles called before they were rifled?

My first job was working in an amusement park and every evening they would shoot the guy out of the cannon. No matter how many times I saw it I was amazed. Thankfully, he never missed the net.

It’s funny. Do it again.

How boring. ;)

I will drink to that. Do it Again !!!!

Now this one was really funny and political; how do they know my Representative

Time for Bung to hire a PR firm to get a handle on that spin.

Better chance he actually hits the net, though…

He thought that it would be more fun…

I know people who would pay to do that. Their pretty dizzy to start though.

Usually rifled cannons can shoot much further than smoothbore ones. However, it appears that those flailing appendages destroyed any aerodynamic advantage Bung might have had, so he landed in the net anyway.

Anything to jolt Bung back into reality!

I was drinking while reading this one, almost did a spit take!