My first job was working in an amusement park and every evening they would shoot the guy out of the cannon. No matter how many times I saw it I was amazed. Thankfully, he never missed the net.
Usually rifled cannons can shoot much further than smoothbore ones. However, it appears that those flailing appendages destroyed any aerodynamic advantage Bung might have had, so he landed in the net anyway.
ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago
That puts a new twist on things.
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
Goes further and more accurate
ekke 7 months ago
Wouldn’t that just replicate Bung’s normal condition?
DaveG1960 7 months ago
The difference between a cork and a screwtop….
rob.home 7 months ago
My lower alimentary canal may be rifled.
rob.home 7 months ago
(This makes its blasts more stabilized and accurate).
Little Caesar 7 months ago
Invented by the Lands & Grooves Company.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook’s?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Did I ever tell you about that time I ran away to join the circus?
I tried out to be the human cannonball, but they couldn’t handle a man of my caliber.
jasonsnakelover 7 months ago
Me and I got a garden spider to spin a huge web to catch you in as well.
Cornelius Noodleman 7 months ago
He sure looked colorful.
jagedlo 7 months ago
Glad to see there was a net to catch him…
dcdete. 7 months ago
My guess the wise guy is Old MacDonald.
Because (like you said) people like to call out to him by his nick name, ‘Ee Eye Ee Eye’ Oh!
DJohnny 7 months ago
Thanks to the rifles, it gets more accurate, ie without the exchange, you may have missed the net…
MailbuEd 7 months ago
Who’s the idiot who climbed into this thing in the first place?
Strider Premium Member 7 months ago
I’m surprised Bung even noticed the change. LOL
paulprobujr 7 months ago
You hit the net didn’t you? Why complain?
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
The ole boy knows his firearms!!!!
Chris 7 months ago
someone who’s hackling in the corner I’m sure. :J
rshive 7 months ago
Technology evolves, Rodney.
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
At least the explosion didn’t kill Bung like it did Puss in Boots.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 7 months ago
You’re lucky, without that spin you might have missed the net.
b.john71 7 months ago
They put a Damascus twist on it
indysteve9 7 months ago
LOL!!!!
Just-me 7 months ago
Bung went for a spin…
JustPlainBob 7 months ago
What were rifles called before they were rifled?
klapre 7 months ago
My first job was working in an amusement park and every evening they would shoot the guy out of the cannon. No matter how many times I saw it I was amazed. Thankfully, he never missed the net.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s funny. Do it again.
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
How boring. ;)
blakerl 7 months ago
I will drink to that. Do it Again !!!!
Watchdog 7 months ago
Now this one was really funny and political; how do they know my Representative
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 7 months ago
Time for Bung to hire a PR firm to get a handle on that spin.
seniormastertrainer 7 months ago
Better chance he actually hits the net, though…
raybarb44 7 months ago
He thought that it would be more fun…
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
I know people who would pay to do that. Their pretty dizzy to start though.
Billy Yank 7 months ago
Usually rifled cannons can shoot much further than smoothbore ones. However, it appears that those flailing appendages destroyed any aerodynamic advantage Bung might have had, so he landed in the net anyway.
missyhyattfan 7 months ago
Anything to jolt Bung back into reality!
huntdawumpus Premium Member 7 months ago
I was drinking while reading this one, almost did a spit take!