Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  2 months ago

    Remember to also charge for the ice. Nobody wants warm lemonade.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    card only no cash!

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    When life gives you lemons, shove them down a Rat’s throat.

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    ekke  2 months ago

    Oh, you wanted a windshield with that?

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    hariseldon59  2 months ago

    Pastis did a much better strip based on this same idea back in 2010.

    https://www.gocomics.Com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/11/14

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    deojaideep aka Courage  2 months ago

    iLemonade

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    Keno21  2 months ago

    That Lemonade better be organic, sustainably produced, fair-trade, gluten free, non-gmo, and socially aware!!

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Eh why stand not shut down for rat infestation?

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 2 months ago

    Haven’t been on a plane since 2010. Has it gotten that bad?

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    Before you buy, be sure what you’re getting for your purchase.

    And find out what you’re not getting (what’s not included in the price).

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    An airline would charge at least $5, and it’ll taste like the stuff they spray on the plane’s wings before taking off in winter.

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    Egrayjames  2 months ago

    I hope Pastis doesn’t have plans to fly in the near future. Airline hostess’s are not to be messed with.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    plus tax

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    Ken Otwell  2 months ago

    The airlines would also charge extra for the water.

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    M2MM  2 months ago

    ZING! XD

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    SteveHL  2 months ago

    And then the door fell off the lemonade stand.

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    Tallguy  2 months ago

    I think the analogy you would be looking for is if the airlines charged you $300 for luggage, a meal, a soda, and then charged you extra for the flight itself.

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    I remember a strip where Rat got charged for everything on a plane ride, including the wings on said plane. That incident might’ve inspired him to do this stand.

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    Procat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Nearly 30 years ago American Airlines made a startling discovery. They determined that eliminating one olive from each passenger’s salad plate would reduce costs by $40,000 per year.

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    F-Flash  2 months ago

    How did we get to airplanes from a lemonade stand? Take the fork in the road.

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    Squoop  2 months ago

    Sue him for false advertising.

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    WorkshopGardener Premium Member 2 months ago

    I think if you claim to sell lemonade, it must have some lemon flavor. The level of sweetness can be subjective, and there is no requirement for ice.

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    Why do I give Rat money? Will I ever learn?

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    JoshHere  2 months ago

    When life gives you snow, make snowade. Drink lots of water before making it

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Just don’t drink the Kool aid..

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    pheets  2 months ago

    All that is free, except for the $10 SMALL cup..

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    Brilliant_Birdie   2 months ago

    It’s only a matter of time before this is actually a thing.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    And their treat bag containing two peanuts.

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    Goat actually thought Rat would be running a legitimate lemonade stand?

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    John Jorgensen  2 months ago

    Yep.

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    dabishton Premium Member 2 months ago

    It could not be stated more succinctly. Such an aggravating lot of businesses.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Putting First Class aside, I’m surprised they aren’t selling “leg room” to taller/bigger customers.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    What did Goat expect from Rat?

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    One of the origin stories of pink lemonade in the US is that a guy who traveled with a circus had no water, so he grabbed a pail of water that had just been used by a performer to wash their uniform…which was red…and some of the color had rinsed out in the water. He used it anyway, and it was a big hit. And now you know…..the rest of the story!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 2 months ago

    I absolutely REFUSE to believe that Paris would buy ANYTHING being sold by Rat!

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    Passengers are just cargo that complains.

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    Another great example of the steadily accelerating enshittification of everything.

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