Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    But what about the cats?

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    And the existence of corporate lawyers prove that the other place exists too.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I agree. Never mind the rats, goats and pigs.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    I expect to seemy pups there!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good thot, but not really original: “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.” —Will Rogers, American humorist

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    Cactus-Pete  over 1 year ago

    Unlikely. People invented dogs.

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    Fountowizdum  over 1 year ago

    Heaven goes by favor. If it didn’t you would stay out and your dog would go in -Mark Twain

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Dogs are our angels on Earth.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Pig is very astute!

    This gives me another opportunity to post Wendy Francisco’s touching song:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17edn_RZoY

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    … and when the going gets tough, Rats abandon ship and sink.

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    whahoppened  over 1 year ago

    I’ve seen lots of places dogs go; Mom’s flower pot, the fireplug, Dad’s car tires, your favorite garden gnome…

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    Zeno2099  over 1 year ago

    Well said. Dogs are absolutely awesome. They are uncomplicated, loyal, and truthful, and much better than most people. I love them.

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    dlkrueger33  over 1 year ago

    Imagine there’s no Heaven…..(it’s easy if you try).

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh why can’t I “like” a bagillian times MUAH!

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    zerotvus  over 1 year ago

    the wife says I’m a dog…..does that count???

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    jel354  over 1 year ago

    So happy that Pig did not lose his kindhearted opinions.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Dogs? But, you’re a pig. Where do pigs go? And rats? And goats? What about them?

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    dexterwhite  over 1 year ago

    Heaven and Hell…

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    pheets  over 1 year ago

    “GOD forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses”. Or dogs. Or cats. Or…

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    ajr58(1)  over 1 year ago
    Yet another great twilight zone episode, “the hunt.“ A man and his dog died, but his dog prevents the man from being fooled into getting to hell, and instead make sure that he goes to heaven
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    Croc Holliday  over 1 year ago

    If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.

    (note: I don’t believe in heaven, but if any creature deserved to go there if it did exist, it is surely dogs)

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago

    They go to that Big Litter Box in the sky.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    They go over the Rainbow bridge and cats to the right and dogs to the left…

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    librarylady59  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode The Hunt.

    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=twilight+zone+man+dog+heaven+hell&t=osx&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVDEnZMMlkPw

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    johnschutt  over 1 year ago

    There was one who came and taught about it. They killed him, but he was resurrected from the dead.

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    MS72  over 1 year ago

    God created them. Some things are not revealed to us. Secrets and speculation are fun to think about.

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    ElwoodP  over 1 year ago

    Don’t they usually go by a fire hydrant?

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    hooglah  over 1 year ago

    ….and that’s the truth! People…not so much.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    That would be cool seeing my family’s dog in heaven. The thing is, he didn’t like other dogs, so I wonder how chaotic that would be.

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    The Waffles are my friends  over 1 year ago

    This is a firm belief of mine. All dogs, cats, and all other pets go to heaven. Because let’s be honest, God would not have made pets so lovable if they weren’t coming to heaven.

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    Algolei I  over 1 year ago

    Where would all the toasters go?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Thanks to all who posted links.

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    Bruce1253  over 1 year ago

    The people above me have 2 dogs. The window in their apartment is low enough that the dogs can see out. This morning that started barking like crazy, I looked out and there was a cat in the driveway. Once that cat saw that the dogs couldn’t get out, it sat down.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 1 year ago

    I thought dogs went off to a beautiful farm upstate.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In ancient Egypt, Cats were worshipped as Gods.

    Cats have never forgotten that.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    There’s a special “limbo” section for Rottweilers.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Can’t beat that logic. Only question is, will they still want us or will they want someone better? It is Heaven you know…..

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    NatureBatsLast  over 1 year ago

    Better to just Imagine. . .

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pig wasn’t even thinking on his feet!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    My dad is now spending time with the family dog that dragged him around as a kid. There are dogs in heaven.

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    edeloriea14  over 1 year ago

    All Dogs Go to Heaven.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Goat’s experience must be rather limited if that’s the best he’s heard!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You got that right! All dogs definitely go to heaven!

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    bittenbyknittin  over 1 year ago

    Instead of an afterlife, I’d like to have a do-over.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 1 year ago

    Steph, possibly your best ever.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I can’t argue with this.

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