Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 30, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    All “fortune tellers” that advertise are fakes. The real ones have cashed in lottery tickets

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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    And those who really want to know, will go inside and be eaten by a bear. Thus the Wiley-verse stays in balance.

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    I used to know a tarot card reader. I intentionally avoided letting her predict my future.

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    KLSeering  almost 2 years ago

    That board is insidiously genius! Some people will be lured in: “WHAT don’t I want to know?”

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    DamnHappyChappy  almost 2 years ago

    The first fortune-teller I met was my career’s advisor. I said I wanted to be a pilot, she said I did not have what it takes, and she was correct. I even tried to become a glider pilot and it turns out I hated it too.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bit from Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In. Man goes to fortune teller she looks in her crystal ball and says “You will meet a woman, she will give you bad advice and take your money.” Man pays her and leaves. Forune teller says “This thing is starting to work.”

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    A state of blissful ignorance – isn’t that what’s been happening for the last umpteen times?

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    I really hope she’s not talking about the 2024 election.

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    Isenthor1978  almost 2 years ago

    My go to psychic is named I. M. Guessing. He’s been wrong every time, but he gives it all away anyways.

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    dot-the-I  almost 2 years ago

    Fortune teller: “I tell the future. Keck. Nothing easier. Everybody’s future is in their face. Nothing easier.

    But who can tell your past,—eh? Nobody!

    Your youth—where did it go? It slipped away while you weren’t looking. While you were asleep. While you were drunk? Puh!

    You’re like our friends, Mr. and Mrs. Antrobus; you lie awake nights trying to know your past.

    What did it mean? What was it trying to say to you?Think! Think! Split your heads.

    I can’t tell the past and neither can you. If anybody tries to tell you the past, take my word for it, they’re charlatans! Charlatans! But I can tell you the future.”

    (The Skin of Our Teeth – Thorton Wilder)

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    … and you’re a Homecoming Queen!

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    ms-ss  almost 2 years ago

    Sometimes I think about jumping into the discussion, and then I realize “It just isn’t worth it.” Moving on now to Harley.

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    MS72  almost 2 years ago

    The Monkees, 1966. Uh, I had to look up the date…twice!

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    Lenavid  almost 2 years ago

    I’ll take procrastination over prognostication anyday.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    People will pay big money to have sunshine blown up their @$$.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Fortune teller took a look then gave me my money back. She said, Your’re gonna need this. She was right. I got a parking ticket out front of her store.

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    that’s my cue to leave.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I agree with the fortune teller. I don’t wanna know. Take one day at a time.

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    grocks  almost 2 years ago

    I love the little things Wiley throws in. Madame “Seenit.”

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t believe in psychics. On the other hand, I have great respect for side kicks.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If you see the fortune teller running, follow her.

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    thelordthygod666  almost 2 years ago

    A firm hired me to predict future stock market and interest rate moves, even though I told them no one can predict the future and anything I say would be the same type of garbage. Sadly, humankind has never evolved to the point where we can tolerate uncertainty.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 2 years ago

    Just when ya think it couldn’t get weirder, ya check the news and…

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  almost 2 years ago

    This is a flashback to 2015 when a fortune teller asked her crystal ball to tell her about Trump.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Madam SEENIT’s fist name is IDA. As in, Ida Seenit coming if I were an actual clairvoyant.

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    Trinket?that’s just a bowl of water

    So go ahead and trinket.

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    patrickab7  almost 2 years ago

    Soon to be closing due to unforseen circumstances.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 2 years ago

    I did one of those once at a County Fair once. How people fall for that stuff is beyond me. Have to say, she tried really, really hard.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Psychic abilities come in a plethora of modes:

    1. Knowing what is hidden near you.2. Feeling a person’s feelings. 3. Knowing the future from dreams. 4. Remote viewing. 5. Predicting danger.

    Changing the future is for witches, who may or not be psychic.

    Fortune-telling is best left to astrology.

    One problem is proving the result is psychic. One morning I woke up with a strong compulsion to buy Tesla. It was at $404. Within days it rose to $808. I’m holding not because of psychic vibes, but stubbornness.

    Usually, psychic vibes come to me rather than me trying to force them. No, I can’t tell your future other than, “you will die.”

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    boltjenkins1  almost 2 years ago

    Not a trace of doubt in my mind

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    popster227  almost 2 years ago

    I read about a NYC policewoman who worked in the fraud squad. In her career she arrested many, many fortune tellers, and not a single one of them knew she was coming for them.

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    bigger Nate  almost 2 years ago

    It doesn’t take a fortune teller to come up with that one

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 2 years ago

    Abraham Lincoln came back from the fortune teller beaming, “She said I was going to be president for life!”

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    I once visited a fortune teller. Unfortunately for me, she told my fortune to get lost.

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    hoot1  almost 2 years ago

    Wiley…wry irony. Perfect!

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    bakana  almost 2 years ago

    Madame Seenit only sees Misfortunes and Disasters.

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