Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2021

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    EasternWoods  5 months ago

    All he’ll find is my Non Sequitur searches

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  5 months ago

    Just check the comments section on Fox News

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Appropriate technology can be helpful, though. My browser history gets erased when I close the window… It’s called “Private Window” on Firefox, and “Incognito Window” on Chrome.

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    If you research police killings, does that mean that you are a police killer? Why are people so paranoid about their browser histories?

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    Wilde Bill  5 months ago

    “Wow, Wilde Bill, you wasted a lot of time reading comic strips.”

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    STEPUP  5 months ago

    Our social media history will some day be our downfall!!

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    GreasyOldTam  5 months ago

    I clear mine every day, just in case.

    Not that I ever go anyplace interesting. I just do it so nobody finds out how boring I am.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    Your browser knows more about you than your own husband or wife.

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if our browser history is already going to the Feds due to the Patriot Act.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  5 months ago

    George Orwell got it wrong in one respect. (At the time, he couldn’t possibly have had the imagination to have gotten it right.) Big Brother hasn’t forced himself on us and terrified us into compliance, Big Brother has seduced us. His motives are much the same, however.

    “Every move you make, Every step you take, Zuck is watching you…”

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    mischugenah  5 months ago

    I’m a writer, I’m doomed. (yesterday I was searching for symptoms of arsenic poisoning and whether or not quicklime will actually dissolve a body. It won’t.)

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    DamnHappyChappy  5 months ago

    I might as well join the other queue and save myself some time.

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    AnotherFineMess  5 months ago

    That last guy’s thinking “Thank God I still use my Commodore 64.”

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    Baarorso  5 months ago

    The Almighty must have had the first computer. How else could He know everyone’s history and bad and good deeds? ;D

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    We’re all human. That means we’re not even gonna get close to paradise, if there should be one.

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    keenanthelibrarian  5 months ago

    He might find something to entertain him, looking at mine.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 5 months ago

    Kinda reminds me of the running gag with Peter Capaldi’s 12th. Doctor on “Doctor Who”: “Don’t look at my browser history…”

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    Lawrence.S  5 months ago

    I’m getting a top quality VPN provider today!

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    If they were in the real “Good Place”,

    all that would be “erased” (= forgiven).
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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    Okay, here’s the deal: Amazon has “instituted” or “insinuated” or done something that categorizes all my Kindle books into genres. They’ve put a 1990s comic mystery by Jennifer Crusie in the “Erotica” category—the only one there. What will be the penalty for this mis-categorization? They all insist on “counting” how many books I’ve read in a week. . .geezus. . .l

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    New developments that are originally applied to one aspect of life, often find their way into other cracks and crevasses and sprout wholly unintended and unimagined consequences. Lots of those around.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I always thought the big “book at the gate” pretty much was my browser history.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 5 months ago

    I was doomed long before browser history became an issue. Some of us were born to be damned.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    We’re gonna need a bigger hand basket.

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    sweetaddietude  5 months ago

    I always seem to be in the wrong screen at work which has given rise to a theory. when i get to heaven they won’t let me in because i’ll be in the wrong screen. when i do find the right screen, i’ll be told “I’m sorry. We’ve updated our system.”

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    Jason Allen  5 months ago

    Meh. That’s what the “private browsing” feature is for.

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s Heaven, social media is banned.

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    Geophyzz  5 months ago

    “Washed in the blood” also wipes away our browser history.

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    John9 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I guess that at least my recently deceased wife will get in, she “hated” computers so only searched recipes and cats (not together though) Unfortunately I probably will have an issue getting in if that is the “rule” and will never be with her again and that in itself is already Hell.

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    fredroc42  5 months ago

    A clean browsing history is dirty browsing history.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Moral: Clean your browser before you die.

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    WGillete  5 months ago

    God already knows I’m dull.

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    thelost wizard  5 months ago

    Alexa, delete my browser history.

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  5 months ago

    How can going to heaven be a bad day?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    i’ve searched for a lot of religious info. Unfortunately, what I’ve found won’t get me into heaven.

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    Ermine Notyours  5 months ago

    Ironically, while reading the comments, the song “Heaven” by The Psychedelic Furs came on.

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    Vangoghdog01  5 months ago

    I only used Gustave Courbet’s “Origin of the World” for wallpaper because it is ‘Fine Art.’

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    People are now worried less about whether than can take their money to the afterlife. The new concern: will my contact list be available in Heaven?

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    If the boss is fond of old motorcycles, I’m in.

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    marilynnbyerly  5 months ago

    Browser history can be deceiving. After 9/11 many of my writer friends were really worried about being tracked back from information on bombs, etc. One of my writer organizations’ newsletters actually did interviews with the FBI and a few other agencies and asked some questions about the subject. The consensus was that the agency would do a quick look at the person, say “oh, it’s one of those writers doing research,” and leave that person alone.

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    First line of my will, “Delete my browser history. NOW!”

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    AlienHillbilly  5 months ago

    …. now googling ‘going to hell in a handbasket’ ,,,,,

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    oldlady07 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I am lucky that I am so old that no one is able to check on my browser history or social media posts from high school (or college)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  5 months ago

    What’s posted on the Internet stays on the Internet.

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    GiantShetlandPony  5 months ago

    It’s not what you search that will necessarily get you in trouble, but what you post, share and especially like.

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    Night-Gaunt49  5 months ago

    The Bible still says “Book of Life”. If you aren’t in it the “Lake of Fire” is waiting for you to take a dip in your new body.

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    An abrupt drop in applications ensued.

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    bakana  5 months ago

    This was especially bothersome for those politicians from Red States who had always been Virulently Anti-Gay while consuming tons of Gay Pron.

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    locake  5 months ago

    I’ll be okay. I never look at porn or how to hide a body.

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    c141starlifter  5 months ago

    So, “The Man (or Woman)” doesn’t delegate the See All Know All thing to the second in command?

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    Victor the Crab  5 months ago

    I always make sure to clean my browser history regularly. So nyah-nyah, St Pete!

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    cwg  5 months ago

    This is why you need a REALLY good friend.

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