Appropriate technology can be helpful, though. My browser history gets erased when I close the window… It’s called “Private Window” on Firefox, and “Incognito Window” on Chrome.
George Orwell got it wrong in one respect. (At the time, he couldn’t possibly have had the imagination to have gotten it right.) Big Brother hasn’t forced himself on us and terrified us into compliance, Big Brother has seduced us. His motives are much the same, however.
“Every move you make, Every step you take, Zuck is watching you…”
I’m a writer, I’m doomed. (yesterday I was searching for symptoms of arsenic poisoning and whether or not quicklime will actually dissolve a body. It won’t.)
Okay, here’s the deal: Amazon has “instituted” or “insinuated” or done something that categorizes all my Kindle books into genres. They’ve put a 1990s comic mystery by Jennifer Crusie in the “Erotica” category—the only one there. What will be the penalty for this mis-categorization? They all insist on “counting” how many books I’ve read in a week. . .geezus. . .l
New developments that are originally applied to one aspect of life, often find their way into other cracks and crevasses and sprout wholly unintended and unimagined consequences. Lots of those around.
I always seem to be in the wrong screen at work which has given rise to a theory. when i get to heaven they won’t let me in because i’ll be in the wrong screen. when i do find the right screen, i’ll be told “I’m sorry. We’ve updated our system.”
I guess that at least my recently deceased wife will get in, she “hated” computers so only searched recipes and cats (not together though) Unfortunately I probably will have an issue getting in if that is the “rule” and will never be with her again and that in itself is already Hell.
Browser history can be deceiving. After 9/11 many of my writer friends were really worried about being tracked back from information on bombs, etc. One of my writer organizations’ newsletters actually did interviews with the FBI and a few other agencies and asked some questions about the subject. The consensus was that the agency would do a quick look at the person, say “oh, it’s one of those writers doing research,” and leave that person alone.
EasternWoods about 3 years ago
All he’ll find is my Non Sequitur searches
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] about 3 years ago
Just check the comments section on Fox News
Concretionist about 3 years ago
Appropriate technology can be helpful, though. My browser history gets erased when I close the window… It’s called “Private Window” on Firefox, and “Incognito Window” on Chrome.
sirbadger about 3 years ago
If you research police killings, does that mean that you are a police killer? Why are people so paranoid about their browser histories?
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
“Wow, Wilde Bill, you wasted a lot of time reading comic strips.”
STEPUP about 3 years ago
Our social media history will some day be our downfall!!
GreasyOldTam about 3 years ago
I clear mine every day, just in case.
Not that I ever go anyplace interesting. I just do it so nobody finds out how boring I am.
Enter.Name.Here about 3 years ago
Your browser knows more about you than your own husband or wife.
Bilan about 3 years ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if our browser history is already going to the Feds due to the Patriot Act.
Alexander the Good Enough about 3 years ago
George Orwell got it wrong in one respect. (At the time, he couldn’t possibly have had the imagination to have gotten it right.) Big Brother hasn’t forced himself on us and terrified us into compliance, Big Brother has seduced us. His motives are much the same, however.
“Every move you make, Every step you take, Zuck is watching you…”
mischugenah about 3 years ago
I’m a writer, I’m doomed. (yesterday I was searching for symptoms of arsenic poisoning and whether or not quicklime will actually dissolve a body. It won’t.)
DamnHappyChappy about 3 years ago
I might as well join the other queue and save myself some time.
AnotherFineMess about 3 years ago
That last guy’s thinking “Thank God I still use my Commodore 64.”
Baarorso about 3 years ago
The Almighty must have had the first computer. How else could He know everyone’s history and bad and good deeds? ;D
keenanthelibrarian about 3 years ago
He might find something to entertain him, looking at mine.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the running gag with Peter Capaldi’s 12th. Doctor on “Doctor Who”: “Don’t look at my browser history…”
Lawrence.S about 3 years ago
I’m getting a top quality VPN provider today!
Doug K about 3 years ago
If they were in the real “Good Place”,
all that would be “erased” (= forgiven).1953Baby about 3 years ago
Okay, here’s the deal: Amazon has “instituted” or “insinuated” or done something that categorizes all my Kindle books into genres. They’ve put a 1990s comic mystery by Jennifer Crusie in the “Erotica” category—the only one there. What will be the penalty for this mis-categorization? They all insist on “counting” how many books I’ve read in a week. . .geezus. . .l
sandpiper about 3 years ago
New developments that are originally applied to one aspect of life, often find their way into other cracks and crevasses and sprout wholly unintended and unimagined consequences. Lots of those around.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I always thought the big “book at the gate” pretty much was my browser history.
theincrediblebulk about 3 years ago
I was doomed long before browser history became an issue. Some of us were born to be damned.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
We’re gonna need a bigger hand basket.
sweetaddietude about 3 years ago
I always seem to be in the wrong screen at work which has given rise to a theory. when i get to heaven they won’t let me in because i’ll be in the wrong screen. when i do find the right screen, i’ll be told “I’m sorry. We’ve updated our system.”
Jason Allen about 3 years ago
Meh. That’s what the “private browsing” feature is for.
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s Heaven, social media is banned.
Geophyzz about 3 years ago
“Washed in the blood” also wipes away our browser history.
John9 about 3 years ago
I guess that at least my recently deceased wife will get in, she “hated” computers so only searched recipes and cats (not together though) Unfortunately I probably will have an issue getting in if that is the “rule” and will never be with her again and that in itself is already Hell.
fredroc42 about 3 years ago
A clean browsing history is dirty browsing history.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Moral: Clean your browser before you die.
WGillete about 3 years ago
God already knows I’m dull.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Alexa, delete my browser history.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f about 3 years ago
How can going to heaven be a bad day?
Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
i’ve searched for a lot of religious info. Unfortunately, what I’ve found won’t get me into heaven.
Ermine Notyours about 3 years ago
Ironically, while reading the comments, the song “Heaven” by The Psychedelic Furs came on.
Vangoghdog01 about 3 years ago
I only used Gustave Courbet’s “Origin of the World” for wallpaper because it is ‘Fine Art.’
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
People are now worried less about whether than can take their money to the afterlife. The new concern: will my contact list be available in Heaven?
Redd Panda about 3 years ago
If the boss is fond of old motorcycles, I’m in.
marilynnbyerly about 3 years ago
Browser history can be deceiving. After 9/11 many of my writer friends were really worried about being tracked back from information on bombs, etc. One of my writer organizations’ newsletters actually did interviews with the FBI and a few other agencies and asked some questions about the subject. The consensus was that the agency would do a quick look at the person, say “oh, it’s one of those writers doing research,” and leave that person alone.
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
First line of my will, “Delete my browser history. NOW!”
AlienHillbilly about 3 years ago
…. now googling ‘going to hell in a handbasket’ ,,,,,
oldlady07 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I am lucky that I am so old that no one is able to check on my browser history or social media posts from high school (or college)
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
What’s posted on the Internet stays on the Internet.
GiantShetlandPony about 3 years ago
It’s not what you search that will necessarily get you in trouble, but what you post, share and especially like.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
The Bible still says “Book of Life”. If you aren’t in it the “Lake of Fire” is waiting for you to take a dip in your new body.
bakana about 3 years ago
This was especially bothersome for those politicians from Red States who had always been Virulently Anti-Gay while consuming tons of Gay Pron.
locake about 3 years ago
I’ll be okay. I never look at porn or how to hide a body.
c141starlifter about 3 years ago
So, “The Man (or Woman)” doesn’t delegate the See All Know All thing to the second in command?
Victor the Crab about 3 years ago
I always make sure to clean my browser history regularly. So nyah-nyah, St Pete!
cwg almost 3 years ago
This is why you need a REALLY good friend.
christianeblevins over 2 years ago
you might think that