I’m thinking about moving to Ballard Street.
You guys have a lot of rules for eating mac and cheese.
I love messing with my Mr Man. I ask him “do you what day this is?”, he looks terrified, says no, then I say, “oh crap, I don’t know either. I was hoping you’d know.”
Where’s she at that she found a payphone ????
Ooh, good idea. Hit her with a newspaper.
No, that’s the burrito I had for lunch.
Thank you. I have been sick with the flu for a week and this made me smile. Thank you.
I made my kids take care of the houseplants for a couple of months prior to getting a puppy. I regret to say the plants lived.
Every time our 4 year old grandson is over he wants to see Papaw take out his partials. So, he and I decided to leave Papaw a quarter under his denture cup.
Location, location,…..uh, what was the third thing?