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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2019

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    Kveldulf  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t it obvious? Number 1 took his pension and number 3 stole the rest to buy skateboards and I-phones. Why would anyone suspect an upstanding citizen like number 2?

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    GreasyOldTam  over 1 year ago

    Well, it’s obviously none of these people. None of them have dark skin, and none are foreigners.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Which one is from the government?

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 1 year ago

    Which one is the GOP Senator ?

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    wiatr Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oooh, a political Rohrschach test!

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Not certain this cartoon is politically correct . . .

    It smacks of profiling, dunnit?

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    fuzzbucket  over 1 year ago

    All the Teamsters in the Central States division of the union will be wondering the same thing in 2025.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Your pension and benefits are going up in smoke.

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    Watcher  over 1 year ago

    It was a collusion thing. # 2 is the leader, 1 and 3 are his loyal peeps and will do anything for him.

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    lordhoff  over 1 year ago

    Obviously, the one on the left. :) (his ex-wife)

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    You mean his Golden Parachute?

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 1 year ago

    .#1 is his mother. He stole her pension too. #3 is his kid following in his dad’s footsteps.

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    franki_g  over 1 year ago

    The one on the right should be suing ALL the rest of us for not only any future pension but his entire future.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    The one with the stogy and pot belly…..who else?

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    Elite1grey  over 1 year ago

    Fooled you once I got elected Fooled you twice thanks for reelecting me

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    On another topic. R.I.P. All honor and grateful thanks to those who fell on this day in 1941 and all who have served since.

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    dot-the-I  over 1 year ago

    A beret on the seated guy with a guillotine behind him would depict the news coming out of Paris.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Corporations have been enthroned in America, and an era of corruption will follow…”

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    descabro  over 1 year ago

    The thief is either the brilliant young hacker on the right or the wily old grifter on the left. The guy in the middle is the pension manager who made her rich.

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    comixbomix  over 1 year ago

    Hiding in plain sight…

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    The guy who stole my pension & benefits died before he could be sent to prison, but I’m sure he’s got himself a special place in hell.

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    neeeurothrush  over 1 year ago

    at chmsam – i want one – where can i get one?

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Someone has to pay for those tax breaks for billionaires.

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    car2ner  over 1 year ago

    one of the problems is our lengthening life spans. When pensions were first offered people died younger. Now it is difficult to fund them, since we are healthier in general. Does that mean that those who counted on it during their working years should just “suck it up?” No. but for those coming into the system there will have to be changes.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pension, pfui! I’m just gonna have 3 dozen kids to support me in my old age. Yeah, THAT’S the ticket. (Of course, maybe I should’ve started 50 years ago, when I was 25.)

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member over 1 year ago

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    1953Baby  over 1 year ago

    Ah, the new “What’s My Line”. . .

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    thelordthygod666  over 1 year ago

    It’s geezer #1. Payments to retirees now over age 75 have forced many pensions to the point of insolvency due to overly optimistic longevity & return assumptions.

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    sonnygreen  over 1 year ago

    The guilty skateboarder is a computer code writing hacker. “You can’t tell a book by its cover.”

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    Lenavid  over 1 year ago

    It’s his own fault for not holding his elected representatives accountable for allowing corporate theft to be unaccountable. And it’s his own fault for voluntarily agreeing to work for the corporations terms.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    I thank God & the U.S. Government for two things … First, for my Social Security Retirement Benefits … and Second, for living in a foreign country where I can afford to live on that meager pension!

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    yipp_eeee  over 1 year ago

    Whichever one is the Russian

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Can’t trust those skater dudes !!!! lol

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    Kali  over 1 year ago

    And the Tyrant Worshiper will choose No. 1. Typical.

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    Tootsie Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good comic.

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “We’re going to let him off with a warning.”

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    LundySteele   over 1 year ago
    The biggest criminals wear ties, not tatoos …
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    Snoots  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, any company that rips off people’s pension plans is good argument for bringing back the death penalty in all States… as a class-action lawsuit.

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    jessie d. Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Duh, it was Reagan who started the dipping into Social Security annuities. Always look to Republicans when crime busting cause that’s where the money ends up in their greedy, grubby hands.

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    Who’s the greediest looking one? That would be the culprit.

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    Number Two stole them and put them into a Trust in his Son’s Name. (Number Three)

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    eddi_tbh  over 1 year ago

    Number Two will be invisible.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 1 year ago

    It seems that profits always are the highest priority to people, especially when your job and options are on the line.

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