Isn’t it obvious? Number 1 took his pension and number 3 stole the rest to buy skateboards and I-phones. Why would anyone suspect an upstanding citizen like number 2?
The thief is either the brilliant young hacker on the right or the wily old grifter on the left. The guy in the middle is the pension manager who made her rich.
one of the problems is our lengthening life spans. When pensions were first offered people died younger. Now it is difficult to fund them, since we are healthier in general. Does that mean that those who counted on it during their working years should just “suck it up?” No. but for those coming into the system there will have to be changes.
Pension, pfui! I’m just gonna have 3 dozen kids to support me in my old age. Yeah, THAT’S the ticket. (Of course, maybe I should’ve started 50 years ago, when I was 25.)
It’s geezer #1. Payments to retirees now over age 75 have forced many pensions to the point of insolvency due to overly optimistic longevity & return assumptions.
It’s his own fault for not holding his elected representatives accountable for allowing corporate theft to be unaccountable. And it’s his own fault for voluntarily agreeing to work for the corporations terms.
I thank God & the U.S. Government for two things … First, for my Social Security Retirement Benefits … and Second, for living in a foreign country where I can afford to live on that meager pension!
Duh, it was Reagan who started the dipping into Social Security annuities. Always look to Republicans when crime busting cause that’s where the money ends up in their greedy, grubby hands.
Kveldulf over 4 years ago
Isn’t it obvious? Number 1 took his pension and number 3 stole the rest to buy skateboards and I-phones. Why would anyone suspect an upstanding citizen like number 2?
GreasyOldTam over 4 years ago
Well, it’s obviously none of these people. None of them have dark skin, and none are foreigners.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Which one is from the government?
eastern.woods.metal over 4 years ago
Which one is the GOP Senator ?
wiatr over 4 years ago
Oooh, a political Rohrschach test!
Walter Kocker Premium Member over 4 years ago
Not certain this cartoon is politically correct . . .
It smacks of profiling, dunnit?
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago
All the Teamsters in the Central States division of the union will be wondering the same thing in 2025.
Superfrog over 4 years ago
Your pension and benefits are going up in smoke.
Watcher over 4 years ago
It was a collusion thing. # 2 is the leader, 1 and 3 are his loyal peeps and will do anything for him.
lordhoff over 4 years ago
Obviously, the one on the left. :) (his ex-wife)
nosirrom over 4 years ago
You mean his Golden Parachute?
eastern.woods.metal over 4 years ago
.#1 is his mother. He stole her pension too. #3 is his kid following in his dad’s footsteps.
franki_g over 4 years ago
The one on the right should be suing ALL the rest of us for not only any future pension but his entire future.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
The one with the stogy and pot belly…..who else?
Elite1grey over 4 years ago
Fooled you once I got elected Fooled you twice thanks for reelecting me
sandpiper over 4 years ago
On another topic. R.I.P. All honor and grateful thanks to those who fell on this day in 1941 and all who have served since.
dot-the-I over 4 years ago
A beret on the seated guy with a guillotine behind him would depict the news coming out of Paris.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Corporations have been enthroned in America, and an era of corruption will follow…”
descabro over 4 years ago
The thief is either the brilliant young hacker on the right or the wily old grifter on the left. The guy in the middle is the pension manager who made her rich.
comixbomix over 4 years ago
Hiding in plain sight…
Linguist over 4 years ago
The guy who stole my pension & benefits died before he could be sent to prison, but I’m sure he’s got himself a special place in hell.
neeeurothrush over 4 years ago
at chmsam – i want one – where can i get one?
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Someone has to pay for those tax breaks for billionaires.
car2ner over 4 years ago
one of the problems is our lengthening life spans. When pensions were first offered people died younger. Now it is difficult to fund them, since we are healthier in general. Does that mean that those who counted on it during their working years should just “suck it up?” No. but for those coming into the system there will have to be changes.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pension, pfui! I’m just gonna have 3 dozen kids to support me in my old age. Yeah, THAT’S the ticket. (Of course, maybe I should’ve started 50 years ago, when I was 25.)
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 4 years ago
2
1953Baby over 4 years ago
Ah, the new “What’s My Line”. . .
thelordthygod666 over 4 years ago
It’s geezer #1. Payments to retirees now over age 75 have forced many pensions to the point of insolvency due to overly optimistic longevity & return assumptions.
sonnygreen over 4 years ago
The guilty skateboarder is a computer code writing hacker. “You can’t tell a book by its cover.”
Lenavid over 4 years ago
It’s his own fault for not holding his elected representatives accountable for allowing corporate theft to be unaccountable. And it’s his own fault for voluntarily agreeing to work for the corporations terms.
Linguist over 4 years ago
I thank God & the U.S. Government for two things … First, for my Social Security Retirement Benefits … and Second, for living in a foreign country where I can afford to live on that meager pension!
yipp_eeee over 4 years ago
Whichever one is the Russian
sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Can’t trust those skater dudes !!!! lol
Kali over 4 years ago
And the Tyrant Worshiper will choose No. 1. Typical.
Tootsie Premium Member over 4 years ago
Good comic.
thedogesl Premium Member over 4 years ago
“We’re going to let him off with a warning.”
LundySteele over 4 years ago
Snoots over 4 years ago
Yeah, any company that rips off people’s pension plans is good argument for bringing back the death penalty in all States… as a class-action lawsuit.
jessie d. Premium Member over 4 years ago
Duh, it was Reagan who started the dipping into Social Security annuities. Always look to Republicans when crime busting cause that’s where the money ends up in their greedy, grubby hands.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Who’s the greediest looking one? That would be the culprit.
bakana over 4 years ago
Number Two stole them and put them into a Trust in his Son’s Name. (Number Three)
Bicycle Dude over 4 years ago
It seems that profits always are the highest priority to people, especially when your job and options are on the line.