Given Jason’s insanity about his PBJ sandwich, he would have refused to drink it if his mom had poured him sqrt(1) + sqrt(4) + sqrt(25) + sqrt(16) ounces.

I was in the grocery store a few months back and I remember overhearing 4 guys talking about what kind of soda to get, I put in my 2 cents worth by pointing out that everyone likes root beer, three of them were nodding their heads in agreement when the fourth one said, “I don’t like foot beer.” I didn’t stick around to see what they decided after that.

## HollyStone 11 months ago

That’s too serious

## whahoppened 11 months ago

Mutter whatever you want. Since it’s root beer, you have to stop a little early.

## dadoctah 11 months ago

Surely Jason knows that you can’t just take the root of some number and disregard the units.

## TEMPLO S.U.D. 11 months ago

needs vanilla ice cream

## DamnHappyChappy 11 months ago

30 fluid ounces = 0.887206 Litres. Sugar shock coming up.

## littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago

I’ll take the sq. of 256 please.

## Zykoic 11 months ago

log(x)/2

## ahnk_2000 11 months ago

If he put his root beer into a square glass, it would be beer.

## mrcooncat 11 months ago

Paige needs to surreptitiously add a dropper full of Full Spectrum CBD oil to Jason’s root beer … supposed to have a calming effect on weirdos ….

## HappyDog Premium Member 11 months ago

I’m surprised Jason didn’t note that the full glass contained the square root of 9 times the square root of 16 ounces.

## WaitingMan 11 months ago

If he used the negative roots the root beer would pour from the glass back into the bottle.

## cubswin2016 11 months ago

Is there a kid in the comics weirder than Jason?

## dv1093 11 months ago

It took me a few minutes, but I finally “got it”

## Qiset 11 months ago

He needs to be rational and not be unreal.

## Kroykali 11 months ago

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re not seeing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1997/12/07

## pmmarion Premium Member 11 months ago

3, 6, 9, 12

## ForbesField 11 months ago

How can he do square roots when he’s pouring into a round glass?

## gnome 11 months ago

beer….Square root## A_Dream4u 11 months ago

Square Root Beer, I’ll have a frosty mug!

## asmbeers 11 months ago

3-6-9-12

## Snoots 11 months ago

Ahhhhhh ROOT beer. I see what you did there.

## phil 11 months ago

Two things. First the total is only 12 oz — secondly, if you needed a calculator to figure this comic then you need to brush up on your basic math.

## jel354 11 months ago

Paige not be negative would certainly be imaginary (i).

## BiggerNate91 11 months ago

How long has it been since we’ve seen a pun like this in FoxTrot? I don’t think I’ve been paying attention.

## RobinHood 11 months ago

As well you should Jason.

## Jimmyk939 11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Don’t even have to be a math nerd to get that one. Honestly, no sarcasm, I thought it was funny and I did laugh out loud.

## Ermine Notyours 11 months ago

Does he ever have √beer π?

## RobertRomero 11 months ago

Given Jason’s insanity about his PBJ sandwich, he would have refused to drink it if his mom had poured him sqrt(1) + sqrt(4) + sqrt(25) + sqrt(16) ounces.

## WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago

The only time I get that much foam is when I put a scoop of ice cream in first!

## Stephen Gilberg 11 months ago

Somebody boot his rear.

## Daeder 11 months ago

I prefer Sinekist orange soda.

## patlaborvi 11 months ago

I was in the grocery store a few months back and I remember overhearing 4 guys talking about what kind of soda to get, I put in my 2 cents worth by pointing out that everyone likes root beer, three of them were nodding their heads in agreement when the fourth one said, “I don’t like foot beer.” I didn’t stick around to see what they decided after that.

## Concretionist 11 months ago

I presume that’s actually

squareroot beer.## ARĈJO 11 months ago

So he has negative-12 ounces of pop?

## sdl1510 11 months ago

If he was really serious he would be using a square shaped glass and doing cube roots

## cummingso 11 months ago

…if he poured the root beer with the nutrition facts down, the label should be the other way.

## Nate the big 11 months ago

That’s to much math to injoy the root beer