FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 01, 2019

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    HollyStone  over 4 years ago

    That’s too serious

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Mutter whatever you want. Since it’s root beer, you have to stop a little early.

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    Surely Jason knows that you can’t just take the root of some number and disregard the units.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    needs vanilla ice cream

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    DamnHappyChappy  over 4 years ago

    30 fluid ounces = 0.887206 Litres. Sugar shock coming up.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ll take the sq. of 256 please.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    log(x)/2

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    ahnk_2000  over 4 years ago

    If he put his root beer into a square glass, it would be beer.

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    mrcooncat  over 4 years ago

    Paige needs to surreptitiously add a dropper full of Full Spectrum CBD oil to Jason’s root beer … supposed to have a calming effect on weirdos ….

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m surprised Jason didn’t note that the full glass contained the square root of 9 times the square root of 16 ounces.

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    WaitingMan  over 4 years ago

    If he used the negative roots the root beer would pour from the glass back into the bottle.

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    Is there a kid in the comics weirder than Jason?

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    dv1093  over 4 years ago

    It took me a few minutes, but I finally “got it”

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    Qiset  over 4 years ago

    He needs to be rational and not be unreal.

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    Kroykali  over 4 years ago

    Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re not seeing:

    https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1997/12/07

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    pmmarion Premium Member over 4 years ago

    3, 6, 9, 12

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    ForbesField  over 4 years ago

    How can he do square roots when he’s pouring into a round glass?

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    gnome  over 4 years ago

    Square root beer….

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    Space_cat  over 4 years ago

    Square Root Beer, I’ll have a frosty mug!

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    asmbeers  over 4 years ago

    3-6-9-12

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    Ahhhhhh ROOT beer. I see what you did there.

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    phil  over 4 years ago

    Two things. First the total is only 12 oz — secondly, if you needed a calculator to figure this comic then you need to brush up on your basic math.

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    Paige not be negative would certainly be imaginary (i).

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    BiggerNate91  over 4 years ago

    How long has it been since we’ve seen a pun like this in FoxTrot? I don’t think I’ve been paying attention.

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    As well you should Jason.

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    Jimmyk939  over 4 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Don’t even have to be a math nerd to get that one. Honestly, no sarcasm, I thought it was funny and I did laugh out loud.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 4 years ago

    Does he ever have √beer π?

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    Robert4170  over 4 years ago

    Given Jason’s insanity about his PBJ sandwich, he would have refused to drink it if his mom had poured him sqrt(1) + sqrt(4) + sqrt(25) + sqrt(16) ounces.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The only time I get that much foam is when I put a scoop of ice cream in first!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Somebody boot his rear.

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    I prefer Sinekist orange soda.

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    patlaborvi  over 4 years ago

    I was in the grocery store a few months back and I remember overhearing 4 guys talking about what kind of soda to get, I put in my 2 cents worth by pointing out that everyone likes root beer, three of them were nodding their heads in agreement when the fourth one said, “I don’t like foot beer.” I didn’t stick around to see what they decided after that.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I presume that’s actually square root beer.

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    ARĈJO  over 4 years ago

    So he has negative-12 ounces of pop?

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    sdl1510  over 4 years ago

    If he was really serious he would be using a square shaped glass and doing cube roots

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    cummingso  over 4 years ago

    …if he poured the root beer with the nutrition facts down, the label should be the other way.

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    Go comics master  over 4 years ago

    That’s to much math to injoy the root beer

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    me_the_polish_gull  almost 3 years ago

    Are kids even allowed to drink this?

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    CatDefender  about 2 years ago

    A mathematician walked into a bar and ordered root beer in a square glass. (Source: Prairie Home Companion)

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    Extension Cord  about 1 year ago

    3, 6, 9, 12! I think.

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