“Can I get you another one? No. Put that one back together, then we’ll talk, Prince Clumsy.”
Only once?!?! He’s better than he thinks
Argo, aka Lamont Cranston
Hey look!! A pitiful, pretentious pity party!!!
Nah, you just have to top up the blinker fluid. There’s a sale at NAPA
A curious mind is a wonderful curse. Read. Not just comics or westerns or biker magazines. Expand your vocabulary, save the expletives for when you REALLY want to make a point. A well worn lexicon is the most valuable book in your collection. And the best thing I ever taught…think for yourself
Ask a soldier how his/her knees are. Morning runs, either with running shoes or combat boots. Rucksack marches. Escape and evasion training. Route marches. All this training, then you get to use it in a deployment. Then the sports…soccer, hockey, basketball, volleyball, baseball. After a career of more than 25 years, your knees, back, shoulders and neck are more akin to a bag of broken glass. Now, a 40 minute walk is just about your limit.
And then there’s Dr Who. He didn’t like toast, he preferred fish sticks and custard. In UK, a GP is called Doctor, however, a male surgeon is called Mister. A female surgeon is called Ms/Miss/Mrs
Cry me a river
Shouldn’t she be drinking a Dos Equis instead of coffee?