I remember in the first Incredible’s movie when Elastagirl was argueing with Mr. Incredible she stretched her neck out so she could look down on her husband during the arguement.
we had a car once where the floor board of the back seat had rusted through. My sister thought it was a neat trick to put her foot through the hole and pull it back out again. One night she had some friends from church coming home with us to spend a couple nights and she showed her friends her trick about sticking her foot through the hole in the floor, and they just had to try it for themselves. a couple minutes later one of the girls started screaming and my mom slammed on the brakes thinking she’d hurt herself. It turned out that she was fine, but when she pulled her foot back through the hole she’d lost her shoe, we managed to turn around and find it but the next day father riveted a new floor plate into the back seat.
I was in the elevator with a co-worker one time and noticed the shirt he was wearing, it had a cool graphic of an animated city scale with something written under it in Chinese or Japanese, I complimented him on the shirt and asked him if the lettering was Chinese or Japanese since the 2 languages are related. He said " I don’t know, I just like the graphic. ". A woman who was in the elevator with us looked at the shirt and started laughing, she then apologized and told us the shirt was in Japanese and said “I am a stupid American who doesn’t know what this shirt says.”. My co-worker never wore that shirt to work again.
No dog for me, I had some slight neurological damage from a 2 month coma about 10 years, most of the time I’m fine but I use a walker just in case. One night about 5 years ago I got up to use the bathroom (I don’t use the walker around the apartment) and just as I was about to turn the corner to hear for the bathroom I had a brainfart, the rest of my body moved into the next step while my right leg stayed in place and said “what?”. I caught the trash can as I fell and smashed it up so I needed a new one, but at least it slowed me down enough so I only had a hairline fracture instead of a full break.
2 comments here, first, I thought she was going to say something about changing her suit after that smile, and 2, I suddenly have “Puff the Magic Dragon” running through my head.
You must have missed their older brother Goliath.
I first heard that one in “Revenge of the Nerds,” during the talent show one of the frats did a comedy show using that joke.
As I understand it, the Sons Of Liberty also paid for the tea they destroyed that night.
I’ve heard that all the players on both teams for the Yankees/Nationals took a knee during the National Anthem, I wonder how Donnie reacted to that.
I have an example of both auto and cycle stupidity, once while waiting for the bus I was a cyclist riding one handed while texting on their phone. Another time I was on a bus waiting to make a right turn when a small car tried to pass on the right side using the bike lane. The driver didn’t see the car (how many drivers would even think to check the bike lane for a car passing on the wrong side) and started to make her turn, crunch!!!