Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 01, 2024

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    Jml58  28 days ago

    Don´t rain on MY parade, please.

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    jasonsnakelover  28 days ago

    That should be enough for one potato.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 28 days ago

    Need that in S FL. The coming hurricanes will probably compensate for the dry spell

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    oldthang  28 days ago

    Do-re-mi…

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    Calvinist1966  28 days ago

    Today is the First of May. That was an important date in the Middle Ages. It was the beginning of summer and that is why we have Midsummer in June. Nowadays, here in the UK, we have a Bank Holiday Monday after the first weekend in May and a second Bank Holiday Monday after the last weekend in May.

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    Mediatech  28 days ago

    Tempest in a teacup.

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    Steve_The_Beard  28 days ago

    Making rain is easy, I just book a three-day motorcycling tour in Wales, et voila!

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    DJohnny  28 days ago

    Sell it as a moist sponge! Perfect when cleaning!

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  28 days ago

    Is it Bwahaha or Mwahahah? Asking for a mad scientist friend.

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    Aficionado  28 days ago

    A wizard’s work is never done.

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    rockyridge1977  28 days ago

    Prototype …..

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    jango  28 days ago

    Rain Man!

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    Goat from PBS  28 days ago

    The termites in that table will disagree.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 28 days ago

    I always thought “A little rain” meant something else.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  28 days ago

    Doo, Rae, Mee, Faa, Soo, Laa, Tea without cream.

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    DKHenderson  28 days ago

    Oh, how cute! I love miniatures!

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    Angry Indeed  28 days ago

    Put a cup under it and you have a tempest in a tea cup.

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    rshive  28 days ago

    Details, details.

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    blakerl  28 days ago

    Noooooo!!!! I want more sunshine! (I really need a vacation)

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    Cincoflex  28 days ago

    Flowerpot special!

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    michael3114  28 days ago

    Could be useful if you’re thirsty. Add in some hail and you’ve got ice water.

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    B UTTONS  28 days ago

    It is the perfect size for Fink.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  28 days ago

    Great for houseplants!

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    tcayer  28 days ago

    Or just do it a thousand times!

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    PoodleGroomer  28 days ago

    The little lightning strikes will still knock you on your butt.

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    ekke  28 days ago

    Why? Does your scale stop working if it gets wet?

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    christelisbetty  28 days ago

    Get a larger tub, call it a walk-in shower.

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    mistercatworks  28 days ago

    He should work on his flakes and make snow. :)

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    geese28  27 days ago

    Blanche’s plants will be thankful

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