The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 04, 2024

Hearing problem?

another phalusy exposed!

There’s only three skins. I thought there were supposed to be four skins.

The referee blows the whistle. There’s too many balls on the court.

Way back when the Olympic Games started, everybody was “skins”.

Those are the bare facts?!

That would be nuts!

LOL !

The blond guy in the back resembles Freddy Freekowtski, before he teamed up with Phineas and Franklin.

OTH, solves any questions about an athlete’s gender in that game.

Looks like somebody came up Short.

Just be alert to the angle of the dangle.

Must have played for the Redskins!

That would be painful playing like that. The bruising around the knees.

Follow the bouncing ball(s).

Some folks are just naturally skinny.

I see a wedgie foul happening in this game.

No 4-skin way!

Scott’s really cutting it short in this one!

The question is will that player make the cut?

This would put a new wrinkle on the phrase “Slip me some skin.”

Too much gatorade leads to double dribbles.

Too bad it isn’t coed.

Nudist resort?

Thank you Editor, for strategic placed cover … is the ladies team only heads and shoes?

The jump ball can be problematic.

I wonder what happens at tip off?

I one showed up for some pickup basketball in a city park, and after we’d kind of shot around for awhile I gestured to the 3 people standing next to me and said, “Hey, let’s get a game going. We can be shirts and you guys can be skins.” To which one of the other “guys” said “You want a girl to be a skin?”. And lo, that tall skinny “guy” I had suggested as a member of the other team did indeed turn out to be a gal. This is what the term “Oops!” was invented for, and I hastily invoked it.

The skins team has a reputation for flopping.

Works better in mixed doubles.